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We’ll tell the fly ladies that Heffalump masks where difficult to get hold of, so hence the delay in its appearance.
Ming does appear to have bought some HUGE sandwiches along 🤔Should I set my cats on the boozing meeces?Good punch BTW 🤪Note to self - STOP SPENDING MONEY !!
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Ok, what are the waiters doing in the hot tub?One life - your life - live it!5
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Pass VJsmum bottle of gin and glass with ice & lemon, pour your own measure, don't want you, erm, tonic, hummm, I think the cold waiter Nick has the tonic...….
NICK! Get over to VJsmum, she needs you.
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Don't let the boozing mice scare the heffalump!It doesn't matter if you are a glass half full or half empty sort of person. Keep it topped up! Cheers!7
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Now the heffalump is in the hot tub because it leaned against the fence and got wet paint all over itself.One life - your life - live it!6
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Who is doing the catering for this party? Some strong cheddar, pickled onions, crusty bread, crisps, cheesy pineapple things on sticks.......One life - your life - live it!5
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The mice are doing a conga round the spiders, the Heffalump should be safe for now.
Brandy and babycham are in the blue wheelie bin.
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Nargleblast said:Now the heffalump is in the hot tub because it leaned against the fence and got wet paint all over itself.
And are we sure that's a hot tub, and not a slow cooker?6 -
Brandy and Babycham, now you're talking!
I see your meaning, Greenbee, that heffalump's bottom half is pink.One life - your life - live it!6 -
Who's sticking out of the wheelie bin upside down with their legs waving? Bit early for that isn't it?It doesn't matter if you are a glass half full or half empty sort of person. Keep it topped up! Cheers!7
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