The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

greenbee

monnagran said:

If you are expecting us to travel to the wilds, where men are men and the women are worse and strange creatures roam the earth raping and pillaging, forget it.  Not even for a hand knitted fence.  On the other hand, it's a long time since I had a good pillage...........

I believe you have some boxes in need of pillaging

monnagran

That's below the belt, Gbee

MingVase

Well I thought I'd have my section of Fence in Bermuda.

nannywindow

So lovely to see this thread resurrected. I have missed all the silly banter which is seriously needed now more than ever. Hope it's ok to dip in now and again. 

nan.

Nargleblast

Quick, guys, give nannywindow a paintbrush and a tin of mothernerd's cornflower blue paint, there's a semi-knitted, semi-wrought iron fence needs painting.

Whaddya mean, there's no paintbrushes? Last time I saw them, Monnagran had them all in a box.

Ah, now I see the problem....

VJsmum

I'd rope my friend in for fence painting she's usually a dab hand - unfortunately said hand came into contact with a hedgetrimmer and has half a finger missing   I've just seen the pictures - it looks rather like a frankfurter cut in half.  It could have been worse.

I want my section of the fence somewhere warm and sunny also, please and thank yew

greenbee

That's why we very sensibly have a fence, and not a hedge @VJsmum

boultdj

Can my part of the fence have hot and cold running waiters?

Islandmaid

We could kill two birds with one stone here....
reinforce the knitted fence with some of MONNA’s boxes, which would give us decluttering to do, and empty out MONNA’s new castle too - I have heard that some of the boxes are huge, so maybe MING could utilise them as a Gazzeeebo tooo.
I’ll bring fudge and cake, who’s (Wo)manning the bar 😉

nannywindow

I have paintbrushes will travel any distance, well to the other end of the sofa !