"Parking Lie" and my Employer's Car Park

Coupon-mad

You can even get a Level 3 Award in 'Notice Processing':

http://www.britishparking.co.uk/Parking-Qualifications

:rotfl:

Loadsofchildren123

My life is now complete. Thanks wheels and C-M for bringing these to my attention.
Sadly, I suspect they are distance learning rather than classroom based. I would really have preferred to have sat in a room with my fellow "students".

the_wheels_have_fallen_of

Loadsofchildren123 wrote: »

My life is now complete. Thanks wheels and C-M for bringing these to my attention.
Sadly, I suspect they are distance learning rather than classroom based. I would really have preferred to have sat in a room with my fellow "students".

Well you never know loadsof...like in my profession you can do foundation, practitioner and expert qualifications (all classroom), they might have the same for this ?!, *guffaws loudly*. Wonder what qualifications are required for POPLA assessors????

Fruitcake

I used to be employed in the aerospace industry where we had an aircraft flight test centre.
On one occassion our chief test pilot, who had been flying the RAF Harrier version was required to fly the US Marine Corps version. It was quite different with a different mark of engine, extra controls, different radar, and different ejector seat amongst other things.

The expression used for learning to fly the USMC version was referred to as a "Marine Conversion."

When asked what a marine conversion consisted of, my boss said our test pilot was going to have his head shaved and his brain sucked out.

I wonder if the same course is used to train parking attendants and PoPLA assessors. :rotfl:

Loadsofchildren123

Pure brilliance Fruitcake!
I think we ought to forge a plan to infiltrate POPLA

Umkomaas

Wonder what qualifications are required for POPLA assessors????

Well, their staff include former nail 'technicians', ex call centre staff and one who still writes pornographic novels in full detail, presumably informed by her own personal experiences.