Would going on Holiday for 27 days affect my benefits?

w06

nannytone wrote: »

hush ... im blind

need to train that guide dog to read better :¬)

nannytone_2

w06 wrote: »

need to train that guide dog to read better :¬)

they don't teach them properly anymore ...

she doesn't read, doesn't cook, doesn't iron .....

Darksparkle

nannytone wrote: »

they don't teach them properly anymore ...

she doesn't read, doesn't cook, doesn't iron .....

I now have an image in my head of the dog in a maids outfit with a hoover :rotfl:

nannytone_2

Darksparkle wrote: »

I now have an image in my head of the dog in a maids outfit with a hoover :rotfl:

nice thought.
she's more likely to be under my bed ( she's not allowed on it) with her tail hanging out ready to be trodden on

dippy3103

Darksparkle wrote: »

I now have an image in my head of the dog in a maids outfit with a hoover :rotfl:

Me too.. whilst wagging its tail.

nannytone_2

dippy3103 wrote: »

Me too.. whilst wagging its tail.

dont ...
you're making me feel hard done by cos 'all' my dog does is guide

she's fantastic at that though so i suppose id rather have a master at one trade

w06

nannytone wrote: »

hush ... im blind

nannytone wrote: »

dont ...
you're making me feel hard done by cos 'all' my dog does is guide

she's fantastic at that though so i suppose id rather have a master at one trade

y'see you should've got the lurcher model, mine (self trained assistance dog) has mastered the making a brew, putting the blanket back on the sofa, refilling the water bowl ... it's simple he just trained me to do it!

Murphybear

That well known tv dog Sykes can do the ironing and the washing:rotfl:

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Ditto.., my dog is very highly trained, in getting me to do everything for him. He particularly likes the foot warming tactic so if I move my desk chair a millimetre he can yelp like I've cut him in two and then he gets lots of guilty comforting .., everytime because I might just have managed to run a wheel over his tail or something.

nannytone_2

deannatrois wrote: »

Ditto.., my dog is very highly trained, in getting me to do everything for him. He particularly likes the foot warming tactic so if I move my desk chair a millimetre he can yelp like I've cut him in two and then he gets lots of guilty comforting .., everytime because I might just have managed to run a wheel over his tail or something.

you need to meet a guide dog

'diva' isn't the half of it

everyone i know of has more toys than the average 2 year old, better food than most pensioners, the most fantastic free time and more adoration than the best paid celebrities

they're worth it though