Elite 11+ shopping and chat thread

Snap-ant

Ready and waiting for 10am for doors to open,



Fourp went left side of aisle, I went right, 100 yards of 'stuff' was beginning to think they didn't have them as almost in cold meats ..
And then
da dah :j:j



More than the 5 I was expecting

Bought 2 as my Mum might like one

It is divine. Not plastic but metal





And I slapped my 'clown' foot all the way there & back :T

lesliejack

Good morning, well done Snap on the kettle it looks great. No Lidl near enough for me sadly.
Wonder if anyone can help, my computer has lost its sound, and it is very frustrating
all connections OK, speakers on, all mute buttons I can find are not on mute. so I am puzzled
It was OK until DD helped me to restore myfavourites list, and then all went quiet!
She thinks she may have pressed something by mistake, but we have no idea what.
any suggestions appreciated, but nothing too complicated please.
:o:o:(:(

altojack

purpledonkey wrote: »

:rotfl: nutter.

My brother turned 50 last Friday, so I've made a cake for him. Also invited him round for a roast. In a typical fashion one of my other brothers is now coming round with my sister in law and nephew. So right now my house smells of lamb, mint, rosemary and cake I'm almost expecting my other two brothers to turn up now. Seems like that sort of day :rotfl:

Yippee, a family party, how wonderful xx

altojack

Snap-ant wrote: »

Ready and waiting for 10am for doors to open,



Fourp went left side of aisle, I went right, 100 yards of 'stuff' was beginning to think they didn't have them as almost in cold meats ..
And then
da dah :j:j



More than the 5 I was expecting

Bought 2 as my Mum might like one

It is divine. Not plastic but metal





And I slapped my 'clown' foot all the way there & back :T

Why oh why am I :rotfl:, sorry Snap it's just the image I have of your Clown foot, slapping its way to Lidl and back :rotfl:

I was persuaded that we didn't need a new kettle, we don't that's true as this one isn't a year old yet and I have a brand new spare in a cupboard somewhere :rotfl: :rotfl:

tweets

Snap-ant wrote: »

Ready and waiting for 10am for doors to open,



Fourp went left side of aisle, I went right, 100 yards of 'stuff' was beginning to think they didn't have them as almost in cold meats ..
And then
da dah :j:j



More than the 5 I was expecting

Bought 2 as my Mum might like one

It is divine. Not plastic but metal





And I slapped my 'clown' foot all the way there & back :T

That is a gorgeous kettle Snap glad you managed to get 2 :j:j:j

altojack

lesliejack wrote: »

Good morning, well done Snap on the kettle it looks great. No Lidl near enough for me sadly.
Wonder if anyone can help, my computer has lost its sound, and it is very frustrating
all connections OK, speakers on, all mute buttons I can find are not on mute. so I am puzzled
It was OK until DD helped me to restore myfavourites list, and then all went quiet!
She thinks she may have pressed something by mistake, but we have no idea what.
any suggestions appreciated, but nothing too complicated please.
:o:o:(:(

Sorry I can't help you, it's the sort of predicament I get myself into . I'm sure one of our experts will pick this up and sort you out though :cool: xx

braveheart60uk

Afternoon all,
I think there should be a re-definition of my nom de plume, should read Eejit, Numpty, Plonker, Feel or just plain Idiot.

Twice this week have been a proper BH.
Start of week warned a chum about the 75 shamboo being easy to open and to carry it upright, 2 days later my Bag for Life is very clean and smells of apple

Then had a chat with my father about being careful when I use the clippers for our hair (moneysaving). YUP! BH strikes again, and this morning doing a tidy up with the attachment in the mirror in bathroom, with 11 for front and 9 for sides, pretty good job. Then…… trimming sideburns and neck etc without any attachment, setting ZERO, went well. Then mind wandering and listening to radio, what’s this I see? I missed a longer bit at the side.. TOO LATE…….. clippers applied to offending hair… Decimated…. Baldy patch of 2 by 4 centimetres at side of heidbangers heid! :eek:

Did think of making the rest the same, but, Nah! If workmates say “You have a baldy bit”, I will reply “Yup”. If asked what happened will say “ Sex game went wrong” and see what they then say LMFAO. :cool:


Live and learn, unless you are a smart@ss like BH :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Snap-ant

I'm sure we will live :rotfl:



Roasting potatoes, banana shallots & baby chantenay carrots

& a tray of sausage meat

gocat

Just got this from kitty bingo and I havent sent my documents to them yet lol
"

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We would like to inform that your account was locked on registration for our routine checks and the verification was successful.

Please note that the account has been reinstated and you may access it to play.

We take this opportunity to wish you a nice evening and best of luck on our games.

Do they actually know what they are doing I wonder grrrr. :eek:

altojack

braveheart60uk wrote: »

Afternoon all,
I think there should be a re-definition of my nom de plume, should read Eejit, Numpty, Plonker, Feel or just plain Idiot.

Twice this week have been a proper BH.
Start of week warned a chum about the 75 shamboo being easy to open and to carry it upright, 2 days later my Bag for Life is very clean and smells of apple

Then had a chat with my father about being careful when I use the clippers for our hair (moneysaving). YUP! BH strikes again, and this morning doing a tidy up with the attachment in the mirror in bathroom, with 11 for front and 9 for sides, pretty good job. Then…… trimming sideburns and neck etc without any attachment, setting ZERO, went well. Then mind wandering and listening to radio, what’s this I see? I missed a longer bit at the side.. TOO LATE…….. clippers applied to offending hair… Decimated…. Baldy patch of 2 by 4 centimetres at side of heidbangers heid! :eek:

Did think of making the rest the same, but, Nah! If workmates say “You have a baldy bit”, I will reply “Yup”. If asked what happened will say “ Sex game went wrong” and see what they then say LMFAO. :cool:


Live and learn, unless you are a smart@ss like BH :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:eek: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Just spat my coffee out over my screen :eek:

What a silly billy you are, and that's being kind to you, plonker