Elite 11+ shopping and chat thread

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lesliejack wrote: »

Good morning, well done Snap on the kettle it looks great. No Lidl near enough for me sadly.
Wonder if anyone can help, my computer has lost its sound, and it is very frustrating
all connections OK, speakers on, all mute buttons I can find are not on mute. so I am puzzled
It was OK until DD helped me to restore myfavourites list, and then all went quiet!
She thinks she may have pressed something by mistake, but we have no idea what.
any suggestions appreciated, but nothing too complicated please.
:o:o:(:(

Found this on Google

OPEN YOUR "CONTROL PANEL"...THEN OPEN "HARDWARE AND SOUND"
LOOK FOR AND CLICK OPEN "DEVICE MANAGER"

SCROLL DOWN TO '' SOUND, VIDEO AND GAME CONTROLLER''

RIGHT CLICK "SOUND VIDEO AND GAME OPTION"...THEN AN

OPTION WILL COME UP SAYING..."SCAN FOR HARDWARE

CHANGES"...CLICK IT AND HEY PRESTO...YOUR SOUNDS AND VIDEO AND EVERYTHING IS WORKING.

Start windows audio service
1) Click on Start and Run
2) Type the following command and press Enter

services.msc

3) Scroll down to Windows Audio in the right-hand column and double-click on it,

4) Make sure the Startup Type is set to Automatic and click on the Start button under

braveheart60uk

lesliejack wrote: »

Good morning, well done Snap on the kettle it looks great. No Lidl near enough for me sadly.
Wonder if anyone can help, my computer has lost its sound, and it is very frustrating
all connections OK, speakers on, all mute buttons I can find are not on mute. so I am puzzled
It was OK until DD helped me to restore myfavourites list, and then all went quiet!
She thinks she may have pressed something by mistake, but we have no idea what.
any suggestions appreciated, but nothing too complicated please.
:o:o:(:(

If Windows, you could try going back to a restore point if you have nothing important to lose. Search for the version of wondows you have and restore point on google. WARNING you will lose anything done after that point.
PLUS see my previous post, can I be trusted? LOL

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braveheart60uk wrote: »

Afternoon all,
I think there should be a re-definition of my nom de plume, should read Eejit, Numpty, Plonker, Feel or just plain Idiot.

Twice this week have been a proper BH.
Start of week warned a chum about the 75 shamboo being easy to open and to carry it upright, 2 days later my Bag for Life is very clean and smells of apple

Then had a chat with my father about being careful when I use the clippers for our hair (moneysaving). YUP! BH strikes again, and this morning doing a tidy up with the attachment in the mirror in bathroom, with 11 for front and 9 for sides, pretty good job. Then…… trimming sideburns and neck etc without any attachment, setting ZERO, went well. Then mind wandering and listening to radio, what’s this I see? I missed a longer bit at the side.. TOO LATE…….. clippers applied to offending hair… Decimated…. Baldy patch of 2 by 4 centimetres at side of heidbangers heid! :eek:

Did think of making the rest the same, but, Nah! If workmates say “You have a baldy bit”, I will reply “Yup”. If asked what happened will say “ Sex game went wrong” and see what they then say LMFAO. :cool:


Live and learn, unless you are a smart@ss like BH :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:eek: Feeling tearful and needed cheering up thank you braveheart

Snap-ant

altojack wrote: »

Why oh why am I :rotfl:, sorry Snap it's just the image I have of your Clown foot, slapping its way to Lidl and back :rotfl:

I was persuaded that we didn't need a new kettle, we don't that's true as this one isn't a year old yet and I have a brand new spare in a cupboard somewhere :rotfl: :rotfl:

:D Yes the clown foot is a big improvement from dragging a tender weak lump :T Minimal pain now & less swollen One day I will walk 'normally' again :rotfl:

I didn't need a kettle either but this is so so beautiful... how easily I am pleased

altojack

tweets wrote: »

Found this on Google

OPEN YOUR "CONTROL PANEL"...THEN OPEN "HARDWARE AND SOUND"
LOOK FOR AND CLICK OPEN "DEVICE MANAGER"

SCROLL DOWN TO '' SOUND, VIDEO AND GAME CONTROLLER''

RIGHT CLICK "SOUND VIDEO AND GAME OPTION"...THEN AN

OPTION WILL COME UP SAYING..."SCAN FOR HARDWARE

CHANGES"...CLICK IT AND HEY PRESTO...YOUR SOUNDS AND VIDEO AND EVERYTHING IS WORKING.

Start windows audio service
1) Click on Start and Run
2) Type the following command and press Enter

services.msc

3) Scroll down to Windows Audio in the right-hand column and double-click on it,

4) Make sure the Startup Type is set to Automatic and click on the Start button under

Hells bells tweets , how the dickens do you know that :eek: xx

:rotfl: :rotfl:

altojack

Sounds like it's starting to rain :eek: I can hear putter patter ever so lightly on the conservatory roof. Hmmmm, it's stopped now

Off for a wander through the maze that is the internet :rotfl: see you all later xx

p.s. BH, think long and hard before your next move :rotfl:

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altojack wrote: »

Hells bells tweets , how the dickens do you know that :eek: xx

:rotfl: :rotfl:

This laptop when new had no sound from beginning and I drove neosi mad wanting sound on it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

He had already been sent insane telling me how to bypass windows 7 and download windows 10 . Imagine the scene me with new laptop infront of me talking to neosi on phone .

Him telling me what to do (like texts essay style ) and me frightened incase I pressed wrong thing

Then when no sound I was :eek: so on phone again but sorted it in the end :T:T:T

aau1

Picasso7 wrote: »

Morning all. According to thatvery useful map the white routes are East Coast so Edinburgh is East Coast surely?

erm....the grey route also goes to Edinburgh :cool:

Anon

Our Edam was refunded on 16/1 (just catching up on banking!). It shows as "ROYAL FRIESLAND EDAM PROMOTION."

HTH

Anon

ROCKINGHAM

Afternoon all - seriously jet lagged here managed to stay up until 6pm last night and was wide awake by 2am. Just had a little nap now and forced myself to get up :rotfl:

House is in uproar really need to get a wiggle on as Sis arrives from Oz tomorrow for FIL 90th Birthday. SOS bubbs :eek:

Hope you are all having a good Sunday xx