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Morning, Scamps66, please could you tell me expiry date on the free meals that you have printed (from Bulmers), will it make a difference if I printed mine before I go away or when I get back ( I know what I mean:rotfl: ) Thank you:)0
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Morning all - rather wet and soggy here today but hopefully I will be able to clear the border in the front garden of weeds between showers.
Enjoy catching up with your Brother Nanna - miss my lot in Oz as they have all travelled up to the North West for my nephews wedding followed by a holiday in a beautiful place called Coral Bay. Wifi too patchy to FaceTime so have relied on texting.
Hope the ladies attending Ascot manage to dodge the downpours forecasted.
Have a good one folks!0 -
josie_ann57 wrote: »Morning, Sacmps66, please could you tel me expiry date on the free meals that you have printed (from Bulmers), will it make a difference if I printed mine before I go away or when I get back ( I know what I mean:rotfl: ) Thank you:)
Hi mine says 9th of July.0 -
Good morning Elite
Cloudy here and just started to rain, little drops at the moment but as dh is going out I bet it'll chuck it down :cool:
I had email from British Gas to spend £5 in Argos and get £3 off :TWatching channel 4 and it gives you a
glimpse into other people's lives:o:o
I watched that programme too, the young boy in the wheelchair nerfy, does your son suffer the same disease? Such a happy smiling boy too, had me in tears, same as last week, brought tears to my eyes.
It's wonderful that some of these rescue dogs can be trained as support dogs though. They must bring joy to those lucky enough to get one. Bitter sweet reallyThere's no place like home
Feeling down? Weak in body? Makes no difference to me, I think of you all when I'm sitting quietly.
Hugs and healing thoughts are always going your way.0 -
Off to do a catch up before TS or tweets catches me here :cool: :rotfl:There's no place like home
Feeling down? Weak in body? Makes no difference to me, I think of you all when I'm sitting quietly.
Hugs and healing thoughts are always going your way.0 -
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fairclaire wrote: »Wallis also do a personalised shopping /styling service. You've got a few options spasguidedogs. I hope you find 'THE' outfit
Thanks for this fairclaire.
Spoilt for choice. Seems like the best bet is something fitted at the waist, like A-line dress or skater style.
If anyone has seen or purchased a lovely dress similar to above please can your post links for me to have a quick gander at.
Many thanks for all of your help, it is very much appreciated:)0 -
Good morning all, grey here but dry. Have a good day.0
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Morning luvlies, off for a catch up shortly
Cook Italian sauces 50p at T, were £1.70 from hukd
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/SpecialOffers/SpecialOfferDetail/Default.aspx?promoId=A32008762:happylove Nanny to 2 Cherubs :happylove0 -
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa.
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and, if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer? “Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep0
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