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tweets

:j:j:j I don't believe it I have done level 1512 :j:j:j

Must be because I whinged on here

altojack

Snap-ant wrote: »

:j:j

Karma stuff - You reap what you sow

Bully (ex) colleague has been sacked :j:j bit late for me but I'm still smirking

Biting the hand that feeds - silly

And I'm smirking too but such bad timing eh Snap, and that saddens me

zippydooda

bubbs wrote: »

**GLITCH** M&S Salad - two for £1.30?!
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/glitch-m-s-salad-two-for-1-30-2410340

looks to me if you got 2 of the dearer ones (prawn) it would discount £3.40 (2 for £3)and £2.40 (2 for £4) thus making 2 cost 60p

but im definately not going out now

ellzx

underperky wrote: »

Called in sada on way home was peckish so trying to be healthy and I was at the fruit aisle

decisions decisions

strawberry black grape cherry

cherry too expensive

strawberry grape

whats easiest to nibble on while driving home

yes grapes won I open the lid for easy extraction whilst driving

I get to tradffic light brilliant I can grab a grape as its on red

oooo cold that grape

next few were cold too no real flavour

now a flavour but not a grape flavour

I decide my electric fag must have played with the flavour

so when I get in put things away brush teeth

then start back on the grapes whilst cooking

my mouth must taste like the bottom of a budgie cage

or these grapes are off

Eat tea then get my grapes out to check use by date etc etc

and then I see it

GRAPES WITH A HINT OF TROPICAL FRUIT

why oh why cant they just leave things alone

:rotfl:

Gross arent they! why they do this i dont know! grapes should be grape flavour surely!

SweetnSavvy

purpledonkey wrote: »

I genuinely think 'nibbler' should be on there!

I'm definitely a nibbler

altojack

tweets wrote: »

Telling you all this .

Years ago I saw think it was 10p on the pavement went to pick it up and someone had stuck it to the pavement :eek:

Bet they where :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: at folk trying to pick it up

Had to pop back again with this :rotfl::rotfl: it has happened to me tweets ages ago. I now do what Snap does , just tap it with my foot, well more like give it a sideways nudge :rotfl::rotfl: soooo, nudge, bend and pick :rotfl: :rotfl:

bubbs

altojack wrote: »

:eek: :eek:

My new meds are messing with me I'm sure . It was this post from tweets made me think all three related to roses daughter

Excuses :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

ellzx

Blimey just seen how many views this thread gets but only a handful or so of contributors and there i was thinking i was the only lurker!

bubbs

zippydooda wrote: »

looks to me if you got 2 of the dearer ones (prawn) it would discount £3.40 (2 for £3)and £2.40 (2 for £4) thus making 2 cost 60p

but im definately not going out now

Ohhhhhhhhhhh go onnnnnnnnnnn pleassse:D

purpledonkey

tweets wrote: »

:j:j:j I don't believe it I have done level 1512 :j:j:j

Must be because I whinged on here

Was tempted to a Dotty and say 'moan moan moan' but I fear this may be misconstrued, in a kinky sense