We are down to our last Bog Roll

Azari

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth wrote: »

BoPsie uses the rules of BoP too much nowadays, in fact, she has morphed into a second BoP. And as she used to work in an emporium, do you think she should go out on a day like today?

No, of course not.

And it's nice to see that you are enlightened enough to consider these things and not just send her anyway.

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[Deleted User]

Hi,

how's the bog roll doing, hope you're not at this stage yet,

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you don't want the runs after having the sprouts, .

robin58

Sorry to say I feel smug.:)

Have still 24 rolls in stock, even with a very active Christmas enforced rear.

robatwork

Oh dear. The OP.. or BOP as I suppose he is.... hasn't posted back. Probably still stuck on the throne awaiting some ch ch ch ch charmin.

[Deleted User]

RichardD1970 wrote: »

OP just use the SAS method, one sheet, finger through the middle, use finger to wipe then clean finger as to extract it from paper.

Not forgetting to first tear off a corner of the sheet, for cleaning under your finger nail.

Of course, if you can spare three squares, you are quids in.

Use one sheet for up and down, one sheet for side to side, and the third sheet for polishing.

ETA: Just viewed the video, and tearing off the corner is mentioned.

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

robatwork wrote: »

Oh dear. The OP.. or BOP as I suppose he is.... hasn't posted back. Probably still stuck on the throne awaiting some ch ch ch ch charmin.

Quite frankly, I am stuffed! Thanks for the advice, I managed to see through to this morning before tearing a strip off the roll. It took two flushes. Have enough left til the morning, so we are happy, to have seen it through.

[Deleted User]

Very nearly a SHTF situation.

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

And relax. I am just popping out to get some. May go via the Bridge Inn!

robatwork

Keep us informed. And stay away from the Izal.

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

I've maid it to the Bridge. I will be some time. Cheers.