We are down to our last Bog Roll

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

Hic, Just got back from the Bridge. I managed to do the number twos there. And get some extra sheets. Problem is now I am back home, BoPsie tells me that we have enough Sage and Onion stuffing to last a lifetime, but we are having salmon for Christmas lunch. Does anyone want to swap the rooster booster for some bog roll?

meer53

Call 999, they're used to people calling for stuff like this. They'l be round in a jiffy with a pack for you.

My son uses half a roll each visit, way too much, luckily he's moved out now so my bog roll bill is much lower. I'm always surprised about how people are scared of poo, it's leftover food and stuff that comes out of your body. Whats to be scared of ?

Le_Kirk

Don't use wrapping paper, it's too shiny!

wealdroam

Le_Kirk wrote: »

Don't use wrapping paper, it's too shiny!

And the glittery stuff is like sandpaper... so I am told.

Azari

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth wrote: »

We have three toilets in BoP Towers, and only one complete Bog Roll left. Which bog should I put the roll in.

Downstairs loo, is my privy, with man things and bits in there.
Main Bathroom has half a roll left, though it is where BoPsie can disappear for hours on end, and I have to see if I can spot the new item of clothing, hair style or other activity, without being prompted. I think she also sits down in there.
The En-suite. Has my magazines, and my shaving brush

And to put it all in perspective, the shops are going to close tomorrow until Sunday at the earliest

To save starting a new roll, I am off to the Bridge to have a wobbleade. Do you think Christmas will be ruined?

You don't make it clear why you couldn't/can't just buy some more!

Or is this just an MSE thing and you've used your quota for the time being? :rotfl:

oldhand

Lots of the above posts have good advice but on the hole I find them much the same.............:D:D

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

Azari wrote: »

You don't make it clear why you couldn't/can't just buy some more!

Thought it was obvious. One, BoPsie has housekeeping money to do things like that. Two. Not going into shop on day like this!

Anyone want the Paxo?

Azari

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth wrote: »

Thought it was obvious. One, BoPsie has housekeeping money to do things like that.

So why not just send BoPsie to replenish supplies?

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

Azari wrote: »

So why not just send BoPsie to replenish supplies?

BoPsie uses the rules of BoP too much nowadays, in fact, she has morphed into a second BoP. And as she used to work in an emporium, do you think she should go out on a day like today?

JReacher1

On the plus side at least life has improved. This time last year you hadn't been paid your job seekers and we're facing a bleak xmas. Now all you need is a toilet roll and xmas is perfect ��