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southernscouser

What are you like? :rotfl:

Wanna see up my kilt?

Ellidee

southernscouser wrote: »

What are you like? :rotfl:

Wanna see up my kilt?

That where you keep your bagpipes ss? :eek:

ciarasdreams

southernscouser wrote: »

What are you like? :rotfl:

Wanna see up my kilt?

I am in a terrible state right now with an evening dress that looks like I have climbed up the drainpipe in it because it is all bunched up so that I do not watermarks from the damp towel on my ankle on to it and my foot is elevated onto a coal scuttle which will apparently stop it from swelling too much and I am slouched on my sofa in a not very lady like way with my computer and a kebab. :rotfl: I am now a sort of expert on kilts and tartans so what kind is yours?

southernscouser

ciarasdreams wrote: »

I am in a terrible state right now with an evening dress that looks like I have climbed up the drainpipe in it because it is all bunched up so that I do not watermarks from the damp towel on my ankle on to it and my foot is elevated onto a coal scuttle which will apparently stop it from swelling too much and I am slouched on my sofa in a not very lady like way with my computer and a kebab. :rotfl: I am now a sort of expert on kilts and tartans so what kind is yours?

Oooh what kebab? :drool:

It's a kind of tartan pattern!

ciarasdreams

southernscouser wrote: »

Oooh what kebab? :drool:

It's a kind of tartan pattern!

I live in the city centre and have one of the best kebab shops in the world two minutes from my front door and it is always really funny in there as well so you get free comedy while waiting for your food to be made which I think is very MSE. :rotfl: I got chips with it though which is not so MSE. If you go to the Scottish meet then you can bring your kilt around and I will cast my expert in tartans eye over it.

ciarasdreams

Ellidee wrote: »

That where you keep your bagpipes ss? :eek:

I was told tonight what most men use those hairy looking bum bag type of things that they wear with kilts for and I was shocked.

southernscouser

ciarasdreams wrote: »

I live in the city centre and have one of the best kebab shops in the world two minutes from my front door and it is always really funny in there as well so you get free comedy while waiting for your food to be made which I think is very MSE. :rotfl: I got chips with it though which is not so MSE. If you go to the Scottish meet then you can bring your kilt around and I will cast my expert in tartans eye over it.

You just wanna see whats under it you saucy mare! Your ploy don't work with me!

ciarasdreams

southernscouser wrote: »

You just wanna see whats under it you saucy mare! Your ploy don't work with me!

I do not understand at all what you are implying.

Ellidee

ciarasdreams wrote: »

I was told tonight what most men use those hairy looking bum bag type of things that they wear with kilts for and I was shocked.

Do you mean sporrans ? Do scots men use them to store their kebabs ?:rotfl:

ciarasdreams

Ellidee wrote: »

Do you mean sporrans ? Do scots men use them to store their kebabs ?:rotfl:

I was not sure what they were called and I am not really sure about keeping kebabs in them but maybe they do after all we were fed haggis for dinner tonight. But one of the blokes sitting along from me appeared to have half of the durex factory stuffed into his and when he saw that I saw he was not at all embarassed and just laughed and said that a venue like the one we were in was a great money making opportunity because they never have machines in the toilets. :eek: