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  • JohnRo
    JohnRo Posts: 2,887 Forumite
    Tenth Anniversary 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    You're either with us or you're with the terrorists
    'We don't need to be smarter than the rest; we need to be more disciplined than the rest.' - WB
  • ratechaser
    ratechaser Posts: 1,674 Forumite
    Seventh Anniversary 1,000 Posts Name Dropper
    *Ring Ring*


    "Hello, this is your manager speaking, please could you come over to the HR meeting room"




    (Bit of gallows humour from the world of financial services...)
  • Not tonight bigboy
  • chris_m
    chris_m Posts: 8,250 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper
    Darling, I've got something to tell you....
  • Nocto
    Nocto Posts: 177 Forumite
    “Unique investment opportunity” :eek:
  • MrRee_2
    MrRee_2 Posts: 2,389 Forumite
    "Is it in yet"?
    Bringing Happiness where there is Gloom!
  • kidmugsy
    kidmugsy Posts: 12,709 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    It's different this time.

    His more moderate colleagues won't let him.

    It wouldn't be in their rational interest to start a war.
    Free the dunston one next time too.
  • gadgetmind
    gadgetmind Posts: 11,130 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    When I turned it on, it made an odd noise, and then the lights went out.
    I am not a financial adviser and neither do I play one on television. I might occasionally give bad advice but at least it's free.

    Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them.
  • agentk
    agentk Posts: 187 Forumite
    Eighth Anniversary Combo Breaker
    I wanna divorce. Only winners are the solicitors.
    3.55kw 2 systems 2.3 se 1.25 sw installed may 2011 and oct 2011..

    I have never been mis sold anything but i have bought a few things i didnt need!
  • talexuser
    talexuser Posts: 3,540 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper
    BRILLIANT CHANCELLOR DELIVERS GIVE AWAY BUDGET....

    It always ends in tears, whoever is in charge!
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