*Change of plan - and maybe some good news!*

boredofbeingathome

Never mind bunny!

Snaggles

BOB!!!! :T :T

Ryan is both thrilled and impressed at your knowledge of Transformers! I think you have a friend for life now!


And Bunny, I am trying to pull a sympathetic face but for some reason I keep doing this
---> :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

(but you can get revenge when it's my turn in a couple of years!)

Snaggles

Ryan is now pointing out that his new Transformer is actually 'Blackout'...it's VERY important that I tell you all that, apparently!

Snaggles

Crap!

My friend came round yesterday and brought her daughter (who is Natasha's age) and another girl who she looks after, who is 2.

Just after she left, she rang to say the 2 year old had pinched 2 of the balls from Natasha's Discovery Tree, and she would bring them back tomorrow (today). When I came to tidy it away, I could only find one ball, and despite searching high and low today, we can't find the others (there should be 5, so 2 are still lost).

I don't know if the little 2 year old took them with her as well (my friend says she just puts things in her pockets), or put them somewhere, but my friend hasn't found them. She's going to check in her car, but it looks like they have gone.

Grrrr, how annoying.

Burlesque_Babe

Well, it's very important that he told me because otherwise I wouldn't have been able to write this!


Ryan had a toy called a Blackout
It had a way of whizzing around on it's Track (out)
went Ryan, into the yard
To play with his Transformer, whilst Mum stayed in and paid off her credit card!


That is pants, I know, but I tried to be clever and run on the line but it doesn't quite work!!!

boredofbeingathome

Blackout and Bumblebee had a match,
To Ryans house they went to snatch
All the decepticons, cos they were a bad batch

They crept up slowly in the night
but Bumblebee had a fright
As he got to Ryan's haven
who should be there but a new one- Black Raven

Blackout fought with his all his might,
bumble bee sang tunes to put it right
and as the day began to dawn
who should wake up with a big yawn

Shh they whispered please dont shout
Ryan, just smiled and got all his other transformers out
As his mum began to wake
Just as day began to break
Another new transformer joined the battle
And bumblebee smiled because he could no longer prattle!

Bunnyinthelights

Bob,
You are a very very clever lady!

(and i'm a bit nervous about your knowledge of Transformers)

May I also point out that today DS has [EMAIL="sh@t"]sh@t[/EMAIL] 4 times today!4 bluddy times!

I'm sick to the back teeth with cleaning sh!tty !!!!!s

Bunnyinthelights

And how many limericks can I write regarding my sons potty habits?


There once was a young lad named Joe,
To whom sh!tting was in full flow,
His mom was in bits,
from cleaning his !!!!!!
There was so much she thought she would throw!

boredofbeingathome

Bunnyinthelights wrote: »

Bob,
You are a very very clever lady!

(and i'm a bit nervous about your knowledge of Transformers)

May I also point out that today DS has sh@t 4 times today!4 bluddy times!

I'm sick to the back teeth with cleaning sh!tty !!!!!s

Forced to watch from early days, and i dont know all the new ones- i quite liked them really, also like Power Rangers lol:D but have been a fan of sci fi from an early age as i used to nick all my brothers mas on 2000AD,Batman, superman-you name it i read it- so no hardship.
With regards to sh***y bottoms -dd2 used to have a colostomy bag and when she was in a bad mood would chuck it-boy there was some dodging in our house:rolleyes:
so here is a ditty for you.
There once was a boy called Joe
who decided to use the po
his mum was hell bent
to make sure he was spent
but he saved it all for you
bl***dy h*ll how much can a boy poo?:rotfl:

Bunnyinthelights

euw,
You win the !!!!!! slinging wars...
Is DD2 ok now?