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Nannylala wrote: »

Good morning tweets very overcast and muggy here...no time to play today as lots to do and need to source a Podiatrist as my foot is really paining me and taking Ibrufen every day:eek: I really did not get a informative answer from the GP:( regarding my problem.

My thoughts are with SSM and Josie today:A

Good Morning Nannylala :A

Hope you find a podiatrist and he/she sorts your foot feet out. I hate my feet being touched and cant touch anyone elses Poppy is ok she got paws

Nannylala

Thankyou SSM I have considered reflexology but thought I would go and see a Podiatrist first as would really like to know why and what is causing this dreadful debilitating pain.Doc sent me for an xray and blood test but only told me what wasn't wrong with my foot:eek:and to just take the Ibrufen and put ice on it:(

NB to be fare he is a GP not a specialist

Naebbirac

Sent to me by a friend. :D

"MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender'
*******************************
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

*******************************

FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(What is really funny is that most of this part is the truth!!!!)

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Re-dial person on cell phone.
26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE LADIES who can handle it.... A lady sent it to me. She was laughing"

It's not true. We girlies are far more organised than that.;):rotfl:
N x

Sunshinemummy

bubbs wrote: »

SSM TS does not like buttons if i remember correctly they set er teeth on edge

ooh... I could send her a large back to help de-sensitise her!

:D:D:D:D

Sunshinemummy

Nannylala wrote: »

Thankyou SSM I have considered reflexology but thought I would go and see a Podiatrist first as would really like to know why and what is causing this dreadful debilitating pain.Doc sent me for an xray and blood test but only told me what wasn't wrong with my foot:eek:and to just take the Ibrufen and put ice on it:(

NB to be fare he is a GP not a specialist

Hope you get this resolved quickly, pain in the foot (or tooth) is debilitating x

Sarahdol75

Morning everyone.

Thinking of SSM, Josie and FC today.

Had some bad news of my own at the weekend, my DS2 best girlfriend, mum took her own life, she was 39, had 2 girls, 12 and 10.

She has been suffering with depression for a while, and her family life has not been great, split up with OH but still living together for the sake of the kids.

I feel so sorry for them, such awful thing to happen to such beautiful girls at a young age.

They have just had a holiday together as a family, and the mum came to see me on the night before she done it, to show me the pictures, she seemed normal, happy, no signs of depression at all, just cant believe it :A

RIP.

lesliejack

Nannylala wrote: »

Good morning tweets very overcast and muggy here...no time to play today as lots to do and need to source a Podiatrist as my foot is really paining me and taking Ibrufen every day:eek: I really did not get a informative answer from the GP:( regarding my problem.

My thoughts are with SSM and Josie today:A

make sure you get one that is State Registered Nanny, with letters SrCh after their name. Good luck, hope you get it sorted.

Nannylala

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Hope you get this resolved quickly, pain in the foot (or tooth) is debilitating x

lesliejack wrote: »

make sure you get one that is State Registered Nanny, with letters SrCh after their name. Good luck, hope you get it sorted.

Thankyou have managed to get an appointment for tomorrow morning within don't laugh within walking distance of where I live probably will not be very :money:but needs must

davemorton

bubbs wrote: »

SSM TS does not like buttons if i remember correctly they set her teeth on edge

And especially if they have a lovely loose bit of thread hanging from them
Morning all.

tweets

davemorton wrote: »

And especially if they have a lovely loose bit of thread hanging from them
Morning all.

And you pull thread and button falls off :eek: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: