What type of clothes should a married man wear...

Pixie5740

Socks and sandals? Think Dwayne Dibbley from Red Dwarf.

System

lincroft1710 wrote: »

Wear a 3 piece suit - dark blue trousers from Burton, green tweedy jacket from M & S, brown waistcoat from Matalan, all preferably old and stained.
Plus gravy stained yellow tie.

That should do it.

fairy_lights

lincroft1710 wrote: »

Wear a 3 piece suit - dark blue trousers from Burton, green tweedy jacket from M & S, brown waistcoat from Matalan, all preferably old and stained.
Plus gravy stained yellow tie.

Don't forget the leather elbow patches!

London50

Judi wrote: »

All the best people wear shellsuits... thats why i dont have one.

Neither do I now {shudders...}

Simply_Ted

Spinkz wrote: »

To let a woman know he's taken?

I went out today wearing my tight leather trousers, and needless to say the birds loved it! I have a great bum and love to show it off but as i'm married i should be wearing less appealing attire. The problem is, i dont know how to dress to not impress?

I'm just so used to being gods gift to women

1. Tight trousers are a health risk
2. Having a great bum must be awful for you.
3. Perhaps you should ask your wife what to wear

C_Mababejive

Just shop at M&S and buy the blue harbour range..you will have no trouble then.

elsien

To go with the leather trousers you need the bare chested biker jacket , the black leather cap and the Freddie Mercury moustache. That should definitely do something for you.

http://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/stag-night-shop/costumes-&-fancy-dress/village-people-biker-costume/

dandelionclock30

A ring around your XXXX.

amistupid

Spinkz wrote: »

I went out today wearing my tight leather trousers, and needless to say the birds loved it!

I saw you, you're meant to put the banana down the front, not the back.

summerspring

Spinkz wrote: »

To let a woman know he's taken?

I went out today wearing my tight leather trousers, and needless to say the birds loved it! I have a great bum and love to show it off but as i'm married i should be wearing less appealing attire. The problem is, i dont know how to dress to not impress?

I'm just so used to being gods gift to women

:rotfl:

Well leather trousers never did Tom Jones any harm, and I think he's a married man..