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To let a woman know he's taken?

I went out today wearing my tight leather trousers, and needless to say the birds loved it! I have a great bum and love to show it off but as i'm married i should be wearing less appealing attire. The problem is, i dont know how to dress to not impress?

I'm just so used to being gods gift to women :(
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  • London50
    London50 Posts: 1,850 Forumite
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    Just get the 80's style shell suits, that way the only people you will be fighting off drink in the Blue Oyster Bar ;0)
  • SailorSam
    SailorSam Posts: 22,754 Forumite
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    London50 wrote: »
    Just get the 80's style shell suits,

    What's wrong with shell suits ?
    We all wear them here.
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    What it may grow to in time, I know not what.

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  • *~Zephyr~*
    *~Zephyr~* Posts: 612 Forumite
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    If you like leather, this should let the girls know you're not interested:

    59261lace%20up%20leather%20chaps.jpg
  • Guest101
    Guest101 Posts: 15,764 Forumite
    A wedding ring/band...?
  • Reggie_Rebel
    Reggie_Rebel Posts: 5,036 Forumite
    To be fair, if you'd worn your tight leather trousers in some places round here it wouldn't be the birds you'd be fighting off. It'd be the vegans.
    It's taken me years of experience to get this cynical
  • System
    System Posts: 178,351 Community Admin
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    Spinkz wrote: »
    To let a woman know he's taken?

    I went out today wearing my tight leather trousers, and needless to say the birds loved it! I have a great bum and love to show it off but as i'm married i should be wearing less appealing attire. The problem is, i dont know how to dress to not impress?

    I'm just so used to being gods gift to women :(

    Not so much clothes but just swear a lot, belch and fart in public.... you will be isolated thats for sure!:D

    Your other half will be dead impressed i'm sure.:rotfl:
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  • London50
    London50 Posts: 1,850 Forumite
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    What's wrong with shell suits ?
    We all wear them here.

    Nothing wrong with them I guess but I got rid of mine last year after visiting the fore said bar by mistake and underwent 8 months counselling ;0)
  • System
    System Posts: 178,351 Community Admin
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    London50 wrote: »
    What's wrong with shell suits ?
    We all wear them here.

    Nothing wrong with them I guess but I got rid of mine last year after visiting the fore said bar by mistake and underwent 8 months counselling ;0)

    All the best people wear shellsuits... thats why i dont have one.
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  • fairy_lights
    fairy_lights Posts: 9,220 Forumite
    Guest101 wrote: »
    A wedding ring/band...?
    Oh no I think he should wear a bit more than that, a pair of trousers at the very least :eek:
  • lincroft1710
    lincroft1710 Posts: 18,934 Forumite
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    Wear a 3 piece suit - dark blue trousers from Burton, green tweedy jacket from M & S, brown waistcoat from Matalan, all preferably old and stained.
    Plus gravy stained yellow tie.
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