The Absolutely Awesome August 'Silly Season' Holiday NSD Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Ah,I've never played voles before.... :rotfl:

Now,karaoke!

So,Nargle you're off to sing your favourite song 'My Heart Will Go On' with
Igor and Hubert playing Leo and Kate under a shower of empty beer cans......Good luck!

Who is providing the music?

Nargleblast

Let me see....the band is taking a break....Oh no, they are coming back on to do a cabaret spot.....they're singing that song Mein Liebe Herr from the musical Cabaret....all dressed up in basques and fishnet stockings with stiletto heeled shoes.......

marmiterulesok

That's more like it...some hunky men in a basque and suspenders,with Hubert playing to roll of Sally Bowles....how very....surreal:


Dododododo dododododo dododododo dododododo

#Willkommen,bienvenue,welcome.....#

Oh dear,the voles don't approve of Hubert's singing,though I must admit he does look pretty.....Hubert is quickly buried under a huge mound of beer cans and crisp packets,and the music is drowned out by insane cackling.....

Nargleblast

Well, Hubert did have a problem singing the line "Glucklich Zu sehen, je suis enchante.....it's his teeth, every time......

Why do I get the feeling I have seen this band before? Call me paranoid, but I seem to associate them with images of flashing blue lights and handcuffs.....

Someone please drag BigMumma off the karaoke stage, she has partaken of too much of the falling down liquid, and is murdering that old classic Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

Hubert, get off stage now, and no, you can't keep those stilettos. Igor, stop singing drinking songs with Bert, marmite is out there playing a round of golf on her own, and for some strange reason the golf balls all have tattoos and whiskers...

marmiterulesok

marmite potters along,golf club in hand giggling and humming ' # it's raining men,hallelulyah.....#' and drinks deeply from something in a paper bag.....

Oh,what's this?
An angry looking Bertha,beard dressed up to the nines,comes stalking over,looking for the voles.....

Nargleblast

So, either Bert' s sister Bertha has also grown a vole-infested beard.....or marmite has also partaken of too much of the falling down liquid.....

Wait a minute, what are those flashing blue lights and that nee nar nee nar sound?

Nargleblast

Oh no! It is Kapitain Helmut von Fischtinkeln of the Berliner Politzei....here to arrest the band?


Could it be.....they are The Good Ole Boys??????

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

So, either Bert' s sister Bertha has also grown a vole-infested beard.....or marmite has also partaken of too much of the falling down liquid.....

Wait a minute, what are those flashing blue lights and that nee nar nee nar sound?

Helga,Helga,HELGA......sorry....

Oh no,it's the fuzz!!!!!!

Nargleblast

So, as another celebration ends in disaster, the Ennessdee Towers gang are hauled off in handcuffs. Yes, as I thought, the neighbours had complained about the noise.

Yes, Officer Von Fischtinkeln, I will come along quietly...as long as I can have my usual cell with the padded walls, the Jacuzzi, the cocktail bar, and the life sized etching of David Hasselhoff on the ceiling.

I am after all a girl of simple tastes.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

So, as another celebration ends in disaster, the Ennessdee Towers gang are hauled off in handcuffs. Yes, as I thought, the neighbours had complained about the noise.

Yes, Officer Von Fischtinkeln, I will come along quietly...as long as I can have my usual cell with the padded walls, the Jacuzzi, the cocktail bar, and the life sized etching of David Hasselhoff on the ceiling.

I am after all a girl of simple tastes.

Why do our simple,innocent jaunts,picnics,shindigs,parties,soirees and hen/stag nights always end in disaster?
Do we have a curse on our heads?

marmite sighs and shakes her head,then lifts her glass to let Nargle pour her another Fuzzy Navel in the communal prison cocktail nook....

Meanwhile some weird Swedish sounding shouting is heard from another cell..it sounds like Cheffie is not in the best of moods.They've taken away his boom boom and,what's more,his lunch of Swedish meatballs is not up to his excellent standards.There's going to be fireworks before the day is out....

Igor is sitting in the corner sulking.Someone has stolen his treasured George Clooney knee extensions and his favourite chest wig is vole infested.One of the voles has thrown up on it...