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Where can I get my own synthetic?

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  • benjus
    benjus Posts: 5,433 Forumite
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    Let's settle this like gentlemen: armed with heavy sticks
    On a rotating plate, with spikes like Flash Gordon
    And you're Peter Duncan; I gave you fair warning
  • wba31
    wba31 Posts: 2,189 Forumite
    RealGem wrote: »
    I desperately need a synth.

    I'm sick of doing my own household chores. There just aren't enough hours in the day. Plus I can never find anything, and I'm sick of it

    Also, I am on a low income. Do you think I could get a free one?

    I would like a "beefcake" one also, like the policeman's wife has.

    If I can't get a free one, does anyone know if Martin is promoting any special deals for one please? I scoured the website, but couldn't find any.

    thanks

    You just want the adult pack installed dont you..? I love the series, but it made me laugh that a machine designed for helping with chores would be installed with fully working thrupney bits!
  • RealGem
    RealGem Posts: 569 Forumite
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    wba31 wrote: »
    You just want the adult pack installed dont you..? I love the series, but it made me laugh that a machine designed for helping with chores would be installed with fully working thrupney bits!

    I know - that was funny LOL. But did you notice that all the synths can be "played BACK"? So other people can watch on a TV screen what the synths' eyes have seen - Eeek! The poop's gonna hit the fan if and when Laura sees THAT!!

    I think paddrg would like the Adult pack as he wants the Gemma Chan one!

    I only want the beefcake one for eye candy, not for hanky panky. (I'm female if that's not obvious). And I would have to have the off button too, as it would creep me out all the time. I just want a nice clean house!

    (I stayed in a hotel at weekend, and it was utter BLISS! I only had the stuff I needed, and none of the mountains of crap that surrounds me every day).
    Look at it this way... In a hundred years who's gonna care?
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