Where can I get my own synthetic?

RealGem

I desperately need a synth.

I'm sick of doing my own household chores. There just aren't enough hours in the day. Plus I can never find anything, and I'm sick of it

Also, I am on a low income. Do you think I could get a free one?

I would like a "beefcake" one also, like the policeman's wife has.

If I can't get a free one, does anyone know if Martin is promoting any special deals for one please? I scoured the website, but couldn't find any.

thanks

firefox1956

Sorry but you have completely lost me on this one...............

Tigsteroonie

I'd love a synth but only if they come with an 'off' button - I'd like them to do all the boring stuff round the house, but then I could hide them and claim the glory myself.

(I've only watched the first episode, so I don't know if that's a feature )

(Not sure if this should really be in the Techie thread as it's fantasy)

enfield_freddy

RealGem wrote: »

I desperately need a synth.

I'm sick of doing my own household chores. There just aren't enough hours in the day. Plus I can never find anything, and I'm sick of it

Also, I am on a low income. Do you think I could get a free one?

I would like a "beefcake" one also, like the policeman's wife has.

If I can't get a free one, does anyone know if Martin is promoting any special deals for one please? I scoured the website, but couldn't find any.

thanks

they were on special offer in Lidl last week , but they only had the grey ones left , so I gave it a miss

AlecEiffel

Bring in the femBOTS!

RealGem

AlecEiffel wrote: »

Bring in the femBOTS!

Yeah I'm old enough to remember those too!

firefox1956 wrote: »

Sorry but you have completely lost me on this one...............

Humans - Channel 4 - I'm hooked

RealGem

Tigsteroonie wrote: »

I'd love a synth but only if they come with an 'off' button - I'd like them to do all the boring stuff round the house, but then I could hide them and claim the glory myself.

(I've only watched the first episode, so I don't know if that's a feature )

(Not sure if this should really be in the Techie thread as it's fantasy)

Yes you can turn them off by touching under their chin. You HAVE to watch the other episodes! It gets better every week IMO.

usefulmale

Who in their right mind would want to go down that nightmare path?

AndyPix

RealGem wrote: »

I desperately need a synth.

I'm sick of doing my own household chores. There just aren't enough hours in the day. Plus I can never find anything, and I'm sick of it

Also, I am on a low income. Do you think I could get a free one?

I would like a "beefcake" one also, like the policeman's wife has.

If I can't get a free one, does anyone know if Martin is promoting any special deals for one please? I scoured the website, but couldn't find any.

thanks

:rotfl:Made my morning this post :rotfl:

paddyrg

I'd take the Gemma Chan model.

Exile_geordie

usefulmale wrote: »

Who in their right mind would want to go down that nightmare path?

I would - I could then watch sports without getting nagged to do housework and stuff