The Elite:The Good, The Bad and the Glitchy

Sunshinemummy

Borrowed from FB

In Dublin this morning at a busy city centre bus stop, a lovely young woman, wearing a very tight mini skirt, joined the queue waiting for a bus.. When a bus stopped & it was her turn to get on, she found that her new skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of that first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed & with a quick rather self-conscious smile to the bus driver, she reached behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg & then once again, she tried to mount the bus step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, now a little more embarrassed, she very quickly once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a bit more, & for a second time attempted to get up onto the bus. BUT found, yet again, much to her dismay, she couldn't raise her leg high enough. Flashing a little smile to the driver, she quickly reached behind for a third time to unzip it even more but unfortunately she still was unable to make the step..
BUT this time, a big burly Kerry man who was standing behind, grabbed her round the waist, picked her up easily & swung her gently up onto the bus.
Ohh . . but she went ballistic. . Immediately she turned on the “would-be Samaritan” yelling, "How dare you grab hold o’ me, like that! I don't even know who you are!"
The Kerry man smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda thought we were friends!"

miss_corerupted

I didn't get the tic tacs as we don't eat them and out nearest cinema is £2.50 and a 5 min drive nearest cineworld is 40 mins away so it would still be cheaper to use the local one. Off to bed now.

Night

majorica

Hello everyone, coming out of lurkdom to post this for Emerald, don't know if it's any good for you but remember you were asking about rail travel in Scotland the other day
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majorica

Ooops, have I broke the thread it's gone all quiet

bubbs

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emerald21

majorica wrote: »

Hello everyone, coming out of lurkdom to post this for Emerald, don't know if it's any good for you but remember you were asking about rail travel in Scotland the other day
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/scotrail-club-50-introductory-offer-2253808

Thank you . I had an e mail from them earlier so have joined it and hopefully will be able to,take advantage in September

bubbs

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emerald21

bubbs do you still use the e cigs or have you stopped now or reducing them just as a matter of interest

majorica

emerald21 wrote: »

Thank you . I had an e mail from them earlier so have joined it and hopefully will be able to,take advantage in September

Good I'm pleased you got it, reading the HUKD comments it seems to be valid straight away you don't need to wait until September.

tweets

majorica wrote: »

Hello everyone, coming out of lurkdom to post this for Emerald, don't know if it's any good for you but remember you were asking about rail travel in Scotland the other day
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/scotrail-club-50-introductory-offer-2253808

majorica :hello: