The Elite and the 24 hour #glitch people :)

wackynut

henlans

underperky wrote: »

Henlans as I miss so much I didn't know you had been banned until a


recent post when you said you were allowed back ...so who are we to


disagree with the forum over seers ......The why and where for the


right or wrongs of what ever happened prior to you being reinstated


with the right to post again ....THIS world we live in gives people


who have murdered children the right to a life after their release


But some where along the line some of us on here have or cannot lay


this Henlans thing to rest ............As I said at the beginning of this


post I don't know what henlans did but whatever it was is in the


past and he has served his time being banned ....Come on people let


common sense prevail and stop all this bickering and back biting


We are all here for the glitches the banter is an extra bonus and


friendships are another added bonus Any one who doesn't want to


read his posts can put him on ignore ...At the moment my 4 year old


dgd has more sense than all of us on here put together

That touched my heart

purpledonkey

vouchercrazy wrote: »

Way to easy for some of you
A: A Keyboard

Right are we back to Elite normal yet

Cheesy jokes are better than finger in ears and going LAAAAAAAADELAAAAAAAAAAAAAADELAAA

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant.

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An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk rocker gets on. The punk rocker's mohawk is red, green, yellow and orange. He has feather earrings.
When he sees the old man staring at him, the punk rocker says, "What's the matter old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were a young guy?"
The old guy says in reply "Yeah. One time I screwed a peacock. I thought maybe you were my kid."

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A salesman knocked on my door today and said, " Who currently provides your internet?"
I said, "My next door neighbour"

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"..I just lost it.
"CASE DISMISSED"

LEJC

If I go off and make the tea and coffee....PD have you got a cake pic we could share?

Savvybuyer

Mumto2monkeys wrote: »

Not unless you have wall to wall sunshine to ripen them

Yeah, that's a problem at the moment - and, while I have sunshine here today, it wasn't that good yesterday and, more to the point, they (the Met. Office) keep getting it wrong as well so I keep mistiming my washing and end up having to pay to put the heating/driers on!:( At least, today, seems to be the right day to be getting it done (which is why I'm here) - it's these isolated showers at other times that ruin it and they don't quite get their precise locations on the map (don't seem to be able to predict that even 24 hours in advance but only when it is already happening). For something that - one of the Voyager spacecraft required a specific type of weather when flying past Neptune and needed it at an exact second - they managed to predict where they should steer the craft for that several years in advance I understand - and got it spot on - yet they don't seem to be able to predict weather on Earth accurately even a day in advance!:( The forecast of 24 hours ago then changes on the day, when things are actually happening, whether they be sun or rain, by the time I find out it is sun, usually by seeing it's a sunnier day than the weather forecast was suggesting, it's then too late to put the washing on as, when it's finished in an hour and a half to two hours' time, the sun has gone back in again:( and then I'm ending up with adding to my heating bills, just trying to avoid that!

purpledonkey

LEJC wrote: »

If I go off and make the tea and coffee....PD have you got a cake pic we could share?

Ask me again in 2 hours, I might or have this one that I made last week... (was a bit rushed for time on that one)

henlans

I'm waiting for nerfy's jokes.

terri62

underperky wrote: »

Henlans as I miss so much I didn't know you had been banned until a


recent post when you said you were allowed back ...so who are we to


disagree with the forum over seers ......The why and where for the


right or wrongs of what ever happened prior to you being reinstated


with the right to post again ....THIS world we live in gives people


who have murdered children the right to a life after their release


But some where along the line some of us on here have or cannot lay


this Henlans thing to rest ............As I said at the beginning of this


post I don't know what henlans did but whatever it was is in the


past and he has served his time being banned ....Come on people let


common sense prevail and stop all this bickering and back biting


We are all here for the glitches the banter is an extra bonus and


friendships are another added bonus Any one who doesn't want to


read his posts can put him on ignore ...At the moment my 4 year old


dgd has more sense than all of us on here put together

Good afternoon :)coming out of lurking to say. Totally agree with you under perky :T

Savvybuyer

nanx4 wrote: »

Still got the Mr Muscle touch up cleaner in @ RTC £1.
£2.98 on @.com
Compares to M at £1.50

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Yes they both are - might add them onto the M list now:rotfl:.

LEJC

help yourselves...to a cup and a piece of PD's lego cake
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