My wife has hidden the TV remote

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nearlyrich wrote: »

A woman after my own heart shake and hang or fold no need for ironing a complete waste of time if ever there was one...

We don't have an ironing board now and I haven't a clue where the iron is.

greatgimpo

This could work to your advantage - get a generic one, don't tell her you've got it, and be really put out when she hides the proper one again. Bob's your uncle, fanny's your aunt.

loulou_lemon

This is just your wife's way of taking control

System

I'm feeling so ashamed of myself Megatron was hiding down the side of the TV stand. He must have fallen off. In my anger at thinking my beloved wife had hidden Megatron from me, i took a 13 inch carving knife to her childhood teddy bear, Smudge, and cut his head off. Then realising my mistake, i set fire to him to hide the evidence.

I'm such a bad husband

thorsoak

I fear for the safety of YOUR megatron when your beloved wife finds the remains of Smudge .........she can now claim mitigating circumstances!

[Deleted User]

What was the name of that man where they had to find a sliced off organ by the side of the road?

I should imagine a headless teddy was exhibit 2.

Sorry, I haven't slept

stir_crazy

deannatrois wrote: »

What was the name of that man where they had to find a sliced off organ by the side of the road?

I should imagine a headless teddy was exhibit 2.

Sorry, I haven't slept

John Wayne Bobbitt?

If thats the case then the OP can look forward to an interesting career change :rotfl:

annie_d

i wouldn't hide it.

System

She went mental last night when i informed her about the neighbours cat coming through the bedroom window and stealing Smudge. The shockwaves were felt all through Kent. I'm in the clear now, but that cat is !!!!ed when she sees it.

gamergame

Say sorry to her and she'll cave in and give the controls back! But if not, Look underneath the sofa maybe!