My wife has hidden the TV remote

System

marleyboy wrote: »

The very LAST place you will look......try your sock drawer

I don't know how posh you are, but i don't have a sock drawer. I have a sock pile.

mustang121 wrote: »

I think you might have to untape the DVD, video, TV and Sky remotes.


It smells wrong. I mean, the Megatron doesn't say "Urban free-wheelers", it says "Sofa masturbaters", you know?

Megatron is universal, no tape required. He did however take his name from Peep show. That's how long he's been around

marleyboy

Spinkz wrote: »

I don't know how posh you are, but i don't have a sock drawer. I have a sock pile.

Look there!!

mustang121

Spinkz wrote: »

I don't know how posh you are, but i don't have a sock drawer. I have a sock pile.

Megatron is universal, no tape required. He did however take his name from Peep show. That's how long he's been around

Just by the mere mention of "megatron" we were on the same idea. Who says men doesn't have intuition?

System

Georgiegirl256 wrote: »

Ours fell off the arm of the chair and into my handbag and I ended up taking it to work! DH wasn't amused, me on the other hand, I was highly amused....:rotfl:

Megatron? :rotfl: Do all men name their remote controls?!

It's amusing because you made him suffer. I know his pain, without the remote we are lost. How would you feel if your DH accidently took your hoover to work?

System

marleyboy wrote: »

Look there!!

Just did, not there. Found a quid though

Georgiegirl256

Spinkz wrote: »

It's amusing because you made him suffer. I know his pain, without the remote we are lost. How would you feel if your DH accidently took your hoover to work?

Oh Spinkz, that did make me laugh! :rotfl: When he worked in an office, I'd have thought he'd lost his mind! Now he works from home, I'd just be pleased that he was maybe going to hoover his office for a change! Got this mental image of him dragging the hoover up the stairs and hiding it in the loft now! :rotfl:

He wouldn't bother if I hid the remote now. It's connected to the xbox and he just has to shout at the tv to turn it on and off....you need an xbox!

Shrimply

The thing to do in this situation is to tear the house to bits looking for it. When your wife gets back she will realise that it's all her fault and not make the same mistake again.

thorsoak

Look in the drawer which contains all the instruction manuals - the ones that men never need!

Jojo_the_Tightfisted

Cupboard under the sink, behind the loo cleaner.

Or underneath the sofa.

LilElvis

Given your wife's bizarre eating habits I would be worried that she has consumed it. Looks like its Friday night at A&E for the two of you, a few xrays and an operation. Hopefully she ate it "raw" rather than cooking it.