Elite 11+ Part 75

Jelly_Biactol

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I'm sure this is how you get babies.......

Nah, I know how:p

Picture the scene: family gathering, chatting with lovely 6-year-old nephew, who says
"I know how to make babies. Do you know how to make babies?"
(Me:o) "Erm...yes, I do."
"So how do you make babies?"
(Me, looking round desparately for his mum to come and intervene) "Well...erm..."
"Come on, tell me how you make babies."
(Me, suddenly inspired) "I know, why don't you tell me first."
"Easy ... to make babies, I knock off the 'y' and add 'i-e-s'."
:rotfl:

bubbs

i dont want plopp:rotfl::rotfl:

bubbs

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

Nah, I know how:p

Picture the scene: family gathering, chatting with lovely 6-year-old nephew, who says
"I know how to make babies. Do you know how to make babies?"
(Me:o) "Erm...yes, I do."
"So how do you make babies?"
(Me, looking round desparately for his mum to come and intervene) "Well...erm..."
"Come on, tell me how you make babies."
(Me, suddenly inspired) "I know, why don't you tell me first."
"Easy ... to make babies, I knock off the 'y' and add 'i-e-s'."
:rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::T:T:T

Dippydoo

bubbs wrote: »

i dont want plopp:rotfl::rotfl:

well if you do later one of us will pass you some shades :rotfl:

bubbs

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silvercar

candy crush news: dreamworld finshes at level 665! The owl wakes up stretches and says good bye (and delivers some booster) So that's it finished :j

new levels on the main candy crush board.

Jelly_Biactol

purpledonkey wrote: »

'I'd forgotten how painful the early stages of a relationship can be... There are only so many farts you can hold in'

PD, you got yourself a new shagpiece?:D Forget the bargains/glitches, this is the news I've missed I want to hear about - who, what, when, where, why ,etc etc. Tell all:T

3Dogs

silvercar wrote: »

I was interested in my maternal grandfather's family tree. Started researching, dug about on the internet and found a 4th cousin who had spent years researching. He gave me a copy of the tree going back to 1750 and said there was no more to be found as he had spent years looking. So job done but far too quickly.

I handed out copies to all the family, so saved them the work

altojack wrote: »

Kerridge is a name I have seen lots of whilst trawling graveyards in these parts. Indeed a lot here where I live.

You and I have probably frequented the same graveyards :eek: :rotfl: :rotfl:

altojack wrote: »

You could perhaps put some 'meat on the bones' so to speak. School records, visit locations where some of them lived and if possible photo their old homes or streets.
I have done some of mine and still some to do when I 'go home' next time.

You could also look into any military history, again time consuming but very very interesting.

I keep meaning to go back into mine, maybe get it all off paper and onto computer ........ but spend too much time on here to do that

Jelly_Biactol

Dippydoo wrote: »

well if you do later one of us will pass you some shades :rotfl:

I'm down to my last few rolls of Cushelle:eek: I never thought the day would come:)

3Dogs

They often have scratchcards on Fb raising funds for rescue dogs, and I just entered one - I saw the list of available woofer names and as soon as I saw DOTTY I had to have it. So I hope you bring me luck David.