The Awesome 'All's Well That Ends Well' April NSD Challenge!

donna_dynamo

4NSD 10 today.

scotmumof3

#10 for me today :T
Of course I haven't stole your calamine lotion Igor I don't need it. These knees are in tip top condition , smooth, tanned (tango shade I think) and knobble free.
nargle while random blokes off the street sounds fine :eek: don't we have any good looking blokes on here ...yes Igor I know you are a bloke

Nargleblast

Regarding the lack of blokes......I have long since suspected the existence of a fiendish plot....men who join the gang disappear shortly after the initiation ceremony, spirited away by the Berliner Polizei....never to be seen again.. those who avoid this dreadful fate are condemned to spend the rest of their days at Ennessdee Towers dressed as women and singing Abba songs.

scotmumof3

Nargleblast wrote: »

Regarding the lack of blokes......I have long since suspected the existence of a fiendish plot....men who join the gang disappear shortly after the initiation ceremony, spirited away by the Berliner Polizei....never to be seen again.. those who avoid this dreadful fate are condemned to spend the rest of their days at Ennessdee Towers dressed as women and singing Abba songs.

:rotfl::rotfl:

Nargleblast

Another possibility is that all the blokes were rounded up and stuffed inside life sized fake trees to play the part of Birnam Wood in Macbeth....

Then again, I have recently noticed an improvement in the quality of Chef and Igor's meat pies......

Any other ideas for where the blokes went please send by email to

Conspiracytheoriesrus.co.uk

marmiterulesok

marmiterulesok wrote: »

:D

I wish my job were like the above.

Does anyone actually have a job that entails the above?If so,what is it?

Maybe_its_because wrote: »

With 10 days left of the month, I need to make sure at least half of them are NSDs - am up for the challenge!

thanks gang
MIB x

Phew,yes.That's the spirit!It can be done. :money:

scotmumof3 wrote: »

nargle while random blokes off the street sounds fine :eek: don't we have any good looking blokes on here ...yes Igor I know you are a bloke

What's this about random blokes of the street?!
Well,to be quite frank,I'm not sure that Mamma would approve.
Well,ok,I'll allow it this once,but they'll all have to be vetted first of course.

By me.

marmiterulesok

Indeed,where doth goeth all the nsd blokes?

I can't think of many....bottleofred around for yonks,but not since last year,kermit2601 aka Agent Mankini... off designing his new autumn mankini collection maybe?
I know that muffinman7 is not a bloke.

Answers on a postcard please.

marmiterulesok

Oh boy,it's nice to be back home.I was so happy to be able to get away and see my darling uncle.

My credit card did some sight seeing however during my time away,so it's bread and water for a while...well,not quite,but it's just as well that I like porridge,cos I'm going to be eating a lot of it for the next few months.

No,Hubert,that does not mean that I'm going to jail,and no,you most definitely can't have my bed.I still have nightmares about sharing a bunk bed with you and the hilariously incontinent baby heffalump in Gstaad.
Igor,no,I'm quite happy to make my own porridge.
You just get on with your intensive Sexy Knees prep. The Big Day cometh soon.

I've updated the front page,but can't have too much excitement in one day,so will tot up the total tomorrow.

Well done

Knit Witch
and butterfly2507 for reaching target. :j

fedup one more to go. :j

cheexy yay to all those 'in a row's' :j

Welcome back kathy40uk! :hello: on the right today :rotfl:

Just doing this from memory,but well done everyone,you're doin' great! :beer:

marmiterulesok

One very important question for all you canny non-spendy folk:

what shall we have for next month's theme?

Thinking caps on please!

Thanks.

cheexy

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Well done

Knit Witch
and butterfly2507 for reaching target. :j

fedup one more to go. :j

cheexy yay to all those 'in a row's' :j

Welcome back kathy40uk! :hello: on the right today :rotfl:

Just doing this from memory,but well done everyone,you're doin' great! :beer:

Thanks Marmite. I am glad you had a good time. I just noticed a bit of a typo on the first page. I have 138/15 as my total number of NSDs. *clears throat*