first transpennine express complaint for damage

janiebquick

Oh dear, you are having such a hard time of it at the moment, aren't you?

You are obviously proof that care in the community isn't working. Please, do yourself and us a favour, and stay at home. You could take advantage of an online English course while you're at it.

robatwork

Train compensation
Arm rest pocket arrested
Cash not a-pennine

LilElvis

I've just realised that the OPs username is yet another one of his classic spelling mistakes - he has spelt it with a couple of 'g's in it when it obviously should have 't'.

System

cookie365 wrote: »

As usual, MSE posters making light of somebody's horrific experience. IT COULD HAVE BEEN A CHILD!

I have never yet managed to rip a child by catching them on an armrest. They are stronger than you think

tomtontom

Although I am not overly familiar with normal class, preferring outside of the norm class myself, I would question how large your ar*e would need to be to end up sat on the arm rest!

marcarm

That was the worst poem I've ever read.

pulliptears

He's obviously not a troll, just some kind of bad beat poet.

maninthestreet

You need Wallace and Grommit to help you with this case of the wrong trousers.

bod1467

marcarm wrote: »

That was the worst poem I've ever read.

pulliptears wrote: »

He's obviously not a troll, just some kind of bad beat poet.

Just what I was thinking. Keats he ain't! Even that lass on The Voice is better.

pulliptears

There once was a poster named Pragg
Who’s avatar was of a flag
He fell out with B.A
And the Transpennine railway
It seems he easily loses his rag.