The Mad March NSD Skiing Holiday Challenge

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Gstaad. Playground of the rich and famous. Celebrities rub shoulders with royalty, and the sound of upper class accents from all nationalities rings out amidst the whoosh of skis on snow. Here is where the Beautiful people come, to see and be seen, on piste and off.

One such gorgeous creature is stretched out by an indoor pool, sipping a champagne cocktail, awaiting her hot stone massage treatment. Glossy hair, lightly tanned skin, polished nails, every inch the glamour puss, right down to her gold lace sarong and her lime green Jimmy Choo wellies.

She reaches out and rings a little brass bell on the table beside her.

Huh,that's the thanks we get.Yes,us.Your minions.

Swanning off to Hotel Swanky.Prattling on about being uber-nargle-icious with your fancy Jimmy Choos.Jimmy Choos,Jimmy Poos.That's what I say.Well,I hope you're happy.

Gstaad,hmm.Winter playground to the rich and botoxed;that is unless you're staying in a festering rathole like us chez 'Zu Hause Mit Hans Peter'.

Hubert's new BFF (Hazel the Heffalump) has just had another Blue Peter moment.On my bed.Oh yes. :eek::eek:

Nargleblast wrote: »

Ah, there you are, Igor. Book me onto the best slopes tomorrow, and ensure that hunky ski instructor is stripped, washed and brought to my chamber afterwards. Are the NSD gang here, yet? Oh yes, I see they are.....darn it! There goes the neighbourhood!

Gunther is rushing over as we speak.
Now,he only speaks Swiss German,so,as long as you can say 'Gruetzi' (hi) and 'Merci vielmal' (thanks ever so),I don't think there should be a problem.

Nargleblast wrote: »

And one more thing....tell Swedish Chef to stop putting cheese in my fondue, it makes me fart.

I beg your puddin'! :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:

marmiterulesok

kathy40uk wrote: »

Have got back from a wonderful few days at mum's back to work and woke up with a stinking headcold and really don't want to be here .

Glad you had a good time at your Mum's.Too bad about the cold.

Igor,one extra large hot toddy please for our friend kathy.

kezlou wrote: »

morning all, as always late for everything, missed the flight, then the train so had to wait. Instead i became a hobbit in Geneva and had to sample the local beer with huge glasses

After i few i don't know how we ended up in the red light district. Honestly where ever i go it finds me, must be the only female it happens too.

I haven't done this in a fair while, pretty please could we join and i'll be bringing my six nut job cats with aka the tabby alliance and the claw brood.

If its okay could we start small with 10 NSD's thank you With say 3 in a row?

Got the first one in the bag yay! Helped along hail, sleet, snow and rain

good luck everyone!

Welcome kezlou!Glad you made it.Sounds like you had quite an adventure in Geneva. :eek::eek:
You're quite welcome to bring your fur babies.Would they mind sharing with an incontinent donkey and equally not potty trained heffalump?No,thought not....

cw18 wrote: »

So sorry I'm late folks - had a really busy few days of doing nothing much

That sounds good.

marmiterulesok

Welcome Maybe_its_because! :wave:

I hope that you enjoy the challenge. :cool:

strpeyjumpergirl - welcome back!

Munchin -did you find your skis?If not,Swedish Chef and Igor are looking for a dish washer..... :rotfl::rotfl:

No,just kidding.Honest.

marmiterulesok

Well done if you got an nsd today. :j:j

marmiterulesok

Aren't we lucky?After a rather trying day on the slopes,what do I find back at the chalet but tea and scones.



Tuck in everyone!

jodles16

Scones are just what one needs for a Monday, and we are a Monday down and a step closer to the weekend!

NSD 2/20!

Jodles

gothrockchic1

NSD 1 is done! It's been and walked out of the door.

Hoipolloi

NSD number 2 today :beer:

scotmumof3

Hi all. Woah this skiing lark is something else. Start off slow they said but nobody told my skis that :eek: After a mile of 100 mph downhill with baby heffalump galloping behind me I hit a HUUUGGE wall of snow and now theres a scotmum shaped hole out there on the piste. Tea and scones marmite that sounds wonderful. :T
No NSD for me today as I had to pay my coupon. I haven't started off very well but I will do better tomorrow

Gem-gem

Skiing in with NSD no 2