The Mad March NSD Skiing Holiday Challenge

marmiterulesok

scotmumof3 wrote: »

Baby heffalump sorted although he does look a bit strange in Igors spare snowsuit. No Hubert he can't sit beside you think of the poor chairs.
What do you mean no Meerkats marmite:eek::eek:

How on earth did baby heffalump manage to squeeze in Igor's clothing?Baby is only about twenty sizes bigger!

Oh dear,you mean you don't like the marmots?

marmiterulesok

scotmumof3 wrote: »

Whew ok I can live with that ....JUST They are cute

Phew! :j

I am relieved.

scotmumof3

marmiterulesok wrote: »

How on earth did baby heffalump manage to squeeze in Igor's clothing?Baby is only about twenty sizes bigger!
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It wasn't easy but a cling film wrap will do wonders for the figure don't you know

marmiterulesok

scotmumof3 wrote: »

It wasn't easy but a cling film wrap will do wonders for the figure don't you know

Oh of course. :rotfl::rotfl:

I don't think that Spanx cater for elephants,do they?

scotmumof3

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Oh of course. :rotfl::rotfl:

I don't think that Spanx cater for elephants,do they?

:rotfl::rotfl:

Nargleblast

Gstaad. Playground of the rich and famous. Celebrities rub shoulders with royalty, and the sound of upper class accents from all nationalities rings out amidst the whoosh of skis on snow. Here is where the Beautiful people come, to see and be seen, on piste and off.

One such gorgeous creature is stretched out by an indoor pool, sipping a champagne cocktail, awaiting her hot stone massage treatment. Glossy hair, lightly tanned skin, polished nails, every inch the glamour puss, right down to her gold lace sarong and her lime green Jimmy Choo wellies.

She reaches out and rings a little brass bell on the table beside her.

Nargleblast

Ah, there you are, Igor. Book me onto the best slopes tomorrow, and ensure that hunky ski instructor is stripped, washed and brought to my chamber afterwards. Are the NSD gang here, yet? Oh yes, I see they are.....darn it! There goes the neighbourhood!

Nargleblast

Make sure the gang are settled in at the chalet, Igor, and invite them to the welcome party in my suite. I am dying to show off the fact that I have already acquired NSD number 1 for our lovely Cauldron of Doom!

And one more thing....tell Swedish Chef to stop putting cheese in my fondue, it makes me fart.

kathy40uk

:hello: Hi there all xxx

Well after slipping in February I have started March off with number 1.

Have got back from a wonderful few days at mum's back to work and woke up with a stinking headcold and really don't want to be here . Could be worse though.

Right better do some work, see you all tomorrow xxx

:hello:

Hoipolloi

1st of March was my 1 St NSD of the month :beer: