The Mad March NSD Skiing Holiday Challenge

Knit_Witch

Woo hoo! number 25 snaffled here :beer::beer::beer:

Nargleblast

Okay okay, stop panicking, everyone, Hubert has finally thawed out and definitely does not need any more mulled wine.

Igor, you are a disgrace! Not only trying to cheat in a snowman building contest, but covering poor Hubert in snow to do so. You nearly froze his wotsits off! And now, we have had to pour so much hot wine into him, he can't see straight. We have what is known in the trade as a wonky donkey.

Get your bags packed and get out! Get the plane back home to Ennessdee Towers and start spring cleaning the place from top to bottom. When we all get there on Wednesday morning we will be expecting clean sheets on all the beds, hot baths and showers ready for us after our journey, and a proper English cup of tea and choccie biccies.

What are you waiting for? You are no longer welcome in Gstaad!
(There, there, Hooby Wooby, did that nasty Igor cover you with that nasty wet white stuff then? Come to your Auntie Nargle for a cuddle...)

marmiterulesok

Wow,aren't we doing well!

Well done to Samiszel,jodles16,fedup,snowfox,Knit Witch and Maybe_its_because for reaching your first/second/third or fourth target! :j:j:j

Well done to fedup for exceeding your target! :j:j:j

So,Nargle and gothrockchic1;you both just need one more to reach target...Who shall it be?Da-da-da-da-daaaaaaa!

scotmumof3

Poor Hubert I knew there was something fishy about that donkey snowman :mad: Igor really you didn't think we'd notice and nargle wonky donkey I very nearly choked on my mulled wine :rotfl:

marmiterulesok

Yes,Igor,we won't forget this in a hurry,so you'd better pull your socks up sunshine!

Poor half-brained,innocent as a lamb Hubert.Always a smile on his face.He doesn't have a malicious bone in his body and is always ready to help.As someone said 'Never assume an action is commited out of nastiness,when it can be explained by stupidity'...well,something like that,innit.

Oh,and when we do get back on Wednesday,I'd like some Earl Grey,cheese on toast and a nice cake all ready and waiting.So get weaving.

PS I'm claiming the top bunk already.

ETA love wonky donkey!

Nargleblast

.......And take that flea-ridden sodding rucksack with those manky weirdo recipe books with you! Ooh, I am so angry with Igor I could crush a grape! Chef! Another round of mulled wine and cheesy wotsits for the gang, please, and move your hairy a s s ! Not you, I mean the one in the stilettos, stupid! Honestly, what have we done to deserve such idiots as servants?

Now, bags I first pick from the year's supply of Swiss chocolate!

Gem-gem

NSD no 21/20
Yipee - exceeded two targets.

marmiterulesok

Gem-gem wrote: »

NSD no 21/20
Yipee - exceeded two targets.

Yay Gem-gem! :j:j:j

Now,there's two more days left...any plans?

marmiterulesok

Good morning!



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Nargleblast

Going to achieve target today but have had to make emergency dental appointment. Had a root filling Friday, it ached and throbbed like boogery all weekend (no fun when you're at work) and last night yow ow ow! Had to take shedloads of painkillers to get to sleep.I think that naughty little tooth will have to come out ( actually it is a big back one at the bottom so not visible but boy, is it making its presence felt!)

I am thinking as it is part of the same episode there should not be anything to pay. Fingers crossed.

A question for the little pixie inside my kindle.....why, when I type in the word "visible" do you translate that as "colonoscopy" ?