The Flippin' Fantastic February Safari NSD Challenge!

Nargleblast

Ok, marmite, get ready...step back a bit, back a bit....hold your hands out ready......back a bit more....Oh, marmite! Why are you such a butterfingers? That was my precious NSD number 11 you have just dropped in the mud....(sigh)...come on, Igor, get the hosepipe out, and get your mask on, marmite honks a bit....I tell you, if it is this bad now, imagine what it will be like when the rains come......I think someone said we're due to start monsoon season tomorrow.......

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Number 10 NSD is here! Now, how to get it.into the Cauldron of Doom without stepping outside the back door.....Igor, go fetch the communal mankini. I will practise the sling shot method......never mind kermit moaning, rumour has it he has another six in his suitcase, and not all.of them have been worn by Hubert or the baby elephant. Which reminds me.....Hubert! Did you return that ostrich egg to Mummy Ostrich? Why not? Because it cracked open and now you have a baby ostrich following you everywhere because it thinks you're it's mummy...



.....honestly, here I am, brain the size of a planet, and I have to sort other folks' idiotic messes......

Hubert,no!!!!:eek:

Can you not remember last week's fiasco which came about when you tried to become BF with and adopt a baby heffalump?!

You escaped the fury of Mummy Heffalump by the skin of your teeth.Don't tempt fate twice.I don't care what Swedish Chef said.He's no help to you anyway,now that his beloved bazookie has been locked up by the local fuzz.

Take the baby ostrich back,right now!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Ok, marmite, get ready...step back a bit, back a bit....hold your hands out ready......back a bit more....Oh, marmite! Why are you such a butterfingers? That was my precious NSD number 11 you have just dropped in the mud....(sigh)...come on, Igor, get the hosepipe out, and get your mask on, marmite honks a bit....I tell you, if it is this bad now, imagine what it will be like when the rains come......I think someone said we're due to start monsoon season tomorrow.......

Oh dear.

Ok foks,eight more to go!

marmiterulesok

A quick question for you all:

March will be here soon,and I'm thinking of organizing the nsd challenge around a mega skiing holiday,in St. Moritz.Think of the lovely fondue bubbling away,the après-ski guzzling and watching Igor's hilarious attempts to snowboard. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Bjorn again has a friend who owns a chalet there,so we wouldn't be forking out on an expensive hotel.Plus March is a great time for skiing in Europe.What do you think?

Does anyone have another suggestion?

I know that Agent Mankini expressed an interest in drinking Um Bongo up the Congo,but I think we need a change of scene.We could always see the Congo in April....

Nargleblast

Hmm, I have seen Bjorn's mate's chalet on Twitface and I must say the chalet maid looks a bit dodgy.....think of Igor when he's due for his facial hair bleaching session, and you'll get the idea.....a ski trip sounds a possibility, plus we could celebrate the Spring Equinox with a party, I am sure the Good Ole Boys can find a set of bongos for kermit ....

IrishRose12

Sorry to be running in and leaving again. Trying to sort out savings and finances for the month today as I got paid yesterday :T

Popping in to claim my 10th NSD out of 15. Hopefully this week will be a NS week as we're all back to work and school lol

LionessInWinter

#7 is in the bag now too from Thursday.

Still need 3 more for my target but will be spending this weekend so hopefully can acquire them during the final week of the month.

Hoipolloi

Notched up number 10 today :beer:

Knit_Witch

Another two for me taking me to 17 please Marmite!

Oooh and can I vote for the ski trip, I fancy sitting in a ski cafe drinking hot chocolate and watching the world ski past!

Nargleblast

No chance, knitwitch, our illustrious leader marmite has already got you signed up for skiing lessons, and you have your place booked on the nursery slopes along with all the other newbies! That includes me, who would not normally consider strapping on a pair of skis any more than fly to the moon, but the Nargle will not shy away from a challenge!

Anyway, you do realise, don't you, that it is supposed to be terrific exercise? And you have to have something to keep you occupied when you are not busy knitting all our skiing outfits and accessories....Oh, didn't marmite mention the knitting? Bad marmite!