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Canned by John West

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Exile_geordie

Exile_geordie Posts: 5,094 Forumite

6 January 2015 at 4:45PM in Praise, vent & warnings

So there I was swimming away in the Atlantic when the next thing I knew I was in a massive net being taken into a fishing boat.

Then to this factory where I have been chopped into flakes and put with some spring water and I am now in a can.

PLEASE HELP ME - WHAT SHALL I DO?

Dont rock the boat
Dont rock the boat ,baby

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Blackbeard_of_Perranporth Posts: 7,605 Forumite

6 January 2015 at 6:08PM

Oh no, crammed in like sardines!

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George_Michael Posts: 4,251 Forumite

6 January 2015 at 6:14PM

I won't hear anything bad about John West.
I still think this is one of my favourite adverts of all time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU

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ljonski Posts: 3,337 Forumite

6 January 2015 at 6:31PM

I am now in a can.

Doesn'#t appear to stop you getting a good connection!

"if the state cannot find within itself a place for those who peacefully refuse to worship at its temples, then it’s the state that’s become extreme".Revd Dr Giles Fraser on Radio 4 2017
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maninthestreet Posts: 16,127 Forumite

6 January 2015 at 6:41PM

I bet you feel gutted.

"You were only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off!!"
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bod1467 Posts: 15,214 Forumite

6 January 2015 at 7:09PM

I'm sure someone will come along and take this seriously. They'll be caught hook, line and sinker.

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SailorSam Posts: 22,754 Forumite

6 January 2015 at 7:19PM

Exile_geordie wrote: »

I have been chopped into flakes
PLEASE HELP ME - WHAT SHALL I DO?

You need to get to a hospital as fast as you can.
You need to see a sturgeon.

Liverpool is one of the wonders of Britain,
What it may grow to in time, I know not what.

Daniel Defoe: 1725.

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shaun_from_Africa Posts: 12,858 Forumite

6 January 2015 at 7:59PM

SailorSam wrote: »

You need to get to a hospital as fast as you can.

Preferably on a motor pike with a side carp.

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Collabora Posts: 1,360 Forumite

6 January 2015 at 8:10PM

shaun_from_Africa wrote: »

Preferably on a motor pike with a side carp.

then park in the right Plaice

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Pollycat Posts: 35,758 Forumite

6 January 2015 at 8:15PM

Something about this story smells fishy......;)

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Searcher Posts: 600 Forumite

6 January 2015 at 9:36PM

This thread is clearly staring to flounder!

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