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Canned by John West
Exile_geordie
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So there I was swimming away in the Atlantic when the next thing I knew I was in a massive net being taken into a fishing boat.
Then to this factory where I have been chopped into flakes and put with some spring water and I am now in a can.
PLEASE HELP ME - WHAT SHALL I DO?
Then to this factory where I have been chopped into flakes and put with some spring water and I am now in a can.
PLEASE HELP ME - WHAT SHALL I DO?
Dont rock the boat
Dont rock the boat ,baby
Dont rock the boat ,baby
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Oh no, crammed in like sardines!0
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I won't hear anything bad about John West.
I still think this is one of my favourite adverts of all time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU0 -
Doesn'#t appear to stop you getting a good connection!I am now in a can."if the state cannot find within itself a place for those who peacefully refuse to worship at its temples, then it’s the state that’s become extreme".Revd Dr Giles Fraser on Radio 4 20170 -
I bet you feel gutted."You were only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off!!"0
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I'm sure someone will come along and take this seriously. They'll be caught hook, line and sinker.
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Exile_geordie wrote: »I have been chopped into flakes
PLEASE HELP ME - WHAT SHALL I DO?
You need to get to a hospital as fast as you can.
You need to see a sturgeon.Liverpool is one of the wonders of Britain,
What it may grow to in time, I know not what.
Daniel Defoe: 1725.
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shaun_from_Africa wrote: »Preferably on a motor pike with a side carp.
then park in the right Plaice0 -
Something about this story smells fishy......;)0
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This thread is clearly staring to flounder!0
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