Elite go to Lapland In Time for christmas Eve

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

Lazy!!!!!!

I am fruggle..... but not tight!

OH is disappointed on the latter..... sorry for being smutty

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Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

And once a week you had to have a bath in a tin bath, and then TV's were invented

and you kept milk in a bucket of cold water in the back yard.... near were your loo was!

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

And once a week you had to have a bath in a tin bath, and then TV's were invented

No I lived in a civilised place. I'm glad real baths made it you eventually too

Sunshinemummy

fairclaire wrote: »

there were signs on the M6 today about A1 closures and what junctions to avoid

Sadly DS3 did not see these..... he was going to London to do a shift... but not quiet made it as he is still stuck on the A1!

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

No I lived in a civilised place. I'm glad real baths made it you eventually too

Still dont know how to use one though You best come and show me

Sunshinemummy

fairclaire wrote: »

No I lived in a civilised place. I'm glad real baths made it you eventually too

By you must have been really posh.... we had a tin bath, outside loo and no fridge!

scamps1966

There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were
at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and
how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo
was the coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed, had the coldest
igloo.
They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" and
poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and
fell onto the floor.
"Not bad" said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was
colder still.
So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!"
and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a
big lump and fell to the floor.
"Wow, that's colder than mine! "said the first Eskimo. But the third
Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up at the third
Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!" and went into the bedroom, threw
back the thick furs, and retrieved one of several small balls of ice
there. He took it, put it in a spoon, and held a match under it. When
it heated up enough, it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT".
He won.

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Sadly DS3 did not see these..... he was going to London to do a shift... but not quiet made it as he is still stuck on the A1!

I once made a snowman in the fast lane of the A1, and had a wee in the middle lane against a truck tyre. Now that was a cold winter.

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

By you must have been really posh.... we had a tin bath, outside loo and no fridge!

Most people still do in Yorkshire dont they??

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

I once made a snowman in the fast lane of the A1, and had a wee in the middle lane against a truck tyre. Now that was a cold winter.

I will keep this in my mind as I struggle to go to sleep not knowing how/where he is....the A1 is terrible in snow....... god knows why he did not use the M1!

I keep texting him addresses to go to, but apparently he is near Peterborough now and he can drive (fingers crossed)


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