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Sarahdol75

fairclaire wrote: »

Good Morning

Haven't caught up but I just have to share my totally bonkers morning! :eek: Had a gas service booked for this morning. The engineer turned up much earlier than I was expecting. He was a very forward, chatty type so we exhausted all the small talk available whilst he worked.....very slowly!
When he was finished, he informed me he was too early for his next job in a hinty way so I made him a third cup of coffee and wondered what on earth we would talk about next :cool:
I was saved that by him asking if he could use the loo. I directed him to the downstairs one. He was in there for 25 minutes :eek::eek::eek: I went and sat in the living room and chewed my nails over what he might be doing in there

When he came out he popped his head round the door and said 'bet you can guess what I've been doing' :eek::eek: All I could think was.......ok if you've pooped in my downstairs loo, I'll cope but please don't tak to me about it......just go and let me get the bleach out :rotfl::rotfl:
He finally left shortly after that. I forced myself to go into the loo expecting.....well goodnes knows what? and realised he'd been reading a Viz annual that lives in our loo. I don't remember when or how it got there but it's sort of a fixture in there now

Thanks Daryl for the weirdest morning ive had in ages :rotfl:

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See how can you go and hide away, we need stories like this to keep us amused.

Perranlady

Wow - thanks so much for the cheese!!!!! I will have to get my cheese fridge back in action!!!
Managed 2 online shops - one for delivery and one for collection, had to use the PC and then ipad - as it would not allow me to use the codes twice? Managed to use a new customer code also, so excited!! Just a question for all you lovely experts, ordered some lamb shoulder from the butchers counter, showing at £10 per kilo instead of £5, I understand that the rate in store will be charged on my delivery, but just wondering if my picker would choose a joint at 2 kilo (£10) or 4 kilo (20) IYSWIM ??

karlie88

TCB have increased the 'free' Advent calendar redemption offer from 3000 to 5000 claims.

Shortfatscotsbloke

Shop from 3 hours ago. The trigger was the 2007 which is still good to go.:D:D

1 x Haribo Maoam Giant Strawberry Stripes £0.10 £0.10
1 x Haribo Maoam Giant Sour Stripes (15g) £0.10 £0.10
1 x Swizzels Matlow Strawberry Refresher Bar £0.10 N/A
1 x Candyland Flumps Mallow Twists (12g) £0.10 £0.10
1 x Haribo Starmix £0.10 £0.10
2 x John Frieda Frizz Ease Nourishing Oil Elixir (100m... £19.98 £8.00
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Giant White Mice Bar (15g) £0.10 N/A
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Giant Rainbow Buttons Bar (15g) £0.10 N/A

[Deleted User]

Good morning everyone!!

I know it's late but it's my first lie-in in weeks so I've been making the most of it. Caught up on all 9 pages I missed.

1. FC me and OH have been following your posts for a while now in a non-stalker way I promise. This mornings report had us in stitches, I genuinely don't know what I'd have done whether I'd have gone for the 'Are you alright in there' to ringing 999 assuming he's died on my toilet.

2. So sorry to hear that posts are being inappropriately reported, I may have not been here long, but it's hard to see how any of these posts come close to being report-worthy. If anything it's the complete opposite I've never known such a friendly helpful bunch of people, makes me think so much more of society.

3. This morning I got a note from Quidco to say my largest Quidco claim had tracked £75 for opening a Nationwide Flexiplus account. This account is costing me £10 a month and comes with worldwide travel insurance including sports, worldwide mobile phone insurance for up to 4 phones, and european breakdown cover for me. Much better than the £15 a month I was paying with Natwest. Next up to call Yorkshire Bank, honestly the phone thing is confusing me but whatever £150 free!! woooo!!

Have a great day everyone. :beer: :j

kurly~kale

David. wrote: »

Asda Christmas delivery slots available to book now
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/asda-grocery-christmas-delivery-slots-now-available-book-2054765

Thank you! Just ordered for 23rd December - all I got to do now is remember I ordered a months worth of dog food lol

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curlgirl wrote: »

hi not sure if this is old news that i have missed, picked up the new Tesco Magazine vouchers for
£3 off £12 Tesco dairy ( excludes finest)
£2 off £10 finest dairy
75p off Lurpack cook's range
50p off £2 Tesco citrus
50p off 2 packs Tesco batteries
75p off new Covent graden soup
50p off Pukka-pies
100 points when you spend £20 on a gift card
500 points when you buy Nokia 530 / 630/ 635 on PAYG
usual competition for £100 gift card

Just realised I got different vouchers in my Tesco mag to you.

I got...

£3 off £12 Tesco dairy ( excludes finest) x2
£2 off £10 finest dairy x2
75p off Lurpack cook's range

Are the other ones further on in the mag?

Thanks in advance!!

Sarahdol75

Sorry, missed what the cheese deal is, could someone explain it to me. Many thanks.

Snap-ant

:o:o

Just scraping into before noon

Snap-ant

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