Especially Lovely Is The Elite

nerfdad · 19 November 2014 at 11:42AM

fairclaire wrote: »

Good Morning

Haven't caught up but I just have to share my totally bonkers morning! :eek: Had a gas service booked for this morning. The engineer turned up much earlier than I was expecting. He was a very forward, chatty type so we exhausted all the small talk available whilst he worked.....very slowly!
When he was finished, he informed me he was too early for his next job in a hinty way so I made him a third cup of coffee and wondered what on earth we would talk about next :cool:
I was saved that by him asking if he could use the loo. I directed him to the downstairs one. He was in there for 25 minutes :eek::eek::eek: I went and sat in the living room and chewed my nails over what he might be doing in there

When he came out he popped his head round the door and said 'bet you can guess what I've been doing' :eek::eek: All I could think was.......ok if you've pooped in my downstairs loo, I'll cope but please don't tak to me about it......just go and let me get the bleach out :rotfl::rotfl:
He finally left shortly after that. I forced myself to go into the loo expecting.....well goodnes knows what? and realised he'd been reading a Viz annual that lives in our loo. I don't remember when or how it got there but it's sort of a fixture in there now

Thanks Daryl for the weirdest morning ive had in ages :rotfl:

I bet that's not all you did with him
Did he look like this

nerfdad · 19 November 2014 at 11:43AM

littlebluebird wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Nerfy, not regretting it! You were just as expected. :cool::rotfl:

:cool::cool::cool:

cheer1eader · 19 November 2014 at 11:45AM

fairclaire wrote: »

Good Morning

Haven't caught up but I just have to share my totally bonkers morning! :eek: Had a gas service booked for this morning. The engineer turned up much earlier than I was expecting. He was a very forward, chatty type so we exhausted all the small talk available whilst he worked.....very slowly!
When he was finished, he informed me he was too early for his next job in a hinty way so I made him a third cup of coffee and wondered what on earth we would talk about next :cool:
I was saved that by him asking if he could use the loo. I directed him to the downstairs one. He was in there for 25 minutes :eek::eek::eek: I went and sat in the living room and chewed my nails over what he might be doing in there

When he came out he popped his head round the door and said 'bet you can guess what I've been doing' :eek::eek: All I could think was.......ok if you've pooped in my downstairs loo, I'll cope but please don't tak to me about it......just go and let me get the bleach out :rotfl::rotfl:
He finally left shortly after that. I forced myself to go into the loo expecting.....well goodnes knows what? and realised he'd been reading a Viz annual that lives in our loo. I don't remember when or how it got there but it's sort of a fixture in there now

Thanks Daryl for the weirdest morning ive had in ages :rotfl:

it could only happen to you fc :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

izzy65 · 19 November 2014 at 11:46AM

Good morning, well what a to-do reporting posts just to cause upset is so sad and obviously a person who is lacking in a real life to take something on a forum so seriously when they could press ignore. VT so sorry your having to watch your dad go through such a hard time ((hug)),miffie fantastic news for DD:j, I love this thread also and yes I sometimes get a bargain because of it but it is soo much more sharing the good with the bad and even though I might not post a reply I do try and read about everyones news, and laugh and cry with you