The One and Only Oktoberfest NSD Challenge!

kerri_gt

Nargleblast wrote: »

Start siphoning off the pumpkin punch, Igor, there are going to be plenty of people celebrating their NSDs at tonight's Oktoberfest Halloween Ball! Now carry on with the decorating, only half a mile of knitted cobwebs to drape....Knitwitch does get carried away sometimes.......And Igor, that is just plain cruel. Turning kerri's pole dance act into a real horror film scenario by decorating the pole with barbed wire........where do you get your ideas from?

IGOR :mad: get that wire off my pole NOW, I have my Rocky Horror costume on and am waiting to warm up the crowd, come on, chop chop.....no.....not literally! Oh gawd. Pass the punch nargle it's going to be a long night.....

Nargleblast

And Igor - what have you done with Hubert? Well get that toilet roll unravelled quickly, we need him on the door to take people's coats and keep away the riff raff - oops sorry, didn't realise someone was actually coming dressed as Riff Raff....someone tell the Oompah band that their Flight of the Bumblebee cover version is a bit fast for kerri to pole dance to, she'll do herself a mischief shinning up and down like that!

Let's have a go at Apple bobbing.....Igor, where are all the apples?

donna_dynamo

Managed one more nsd wenesday that makes my nsds for october NSD 19.

Nargleblast

And off we go with the traditional Halloween conga....watch what you're doing with that broomstick, Knitwitch, you nearly skewered Hubert there...donkey on a stick, anyone?

kerri_gt

My posting seems to have been a bit hit and miss but I am declaring nsd #15 and target by the skin of my teeth.

Yesterday I did spend, sort of....BUT I took something back I'd bought, and repurchased at 50% off! plus the other thing I bought was less than the item I returned, if that makes any sense?

Anyway, I've not been overly organised this month, will try and do better next. Need to go through wardrobe and get rid of some clothes that I think have seen better days so I can wear what I do have.

No Igor I don't ALWAYS wear my PVC hot pants and pink pleasers, just for showcases. Speaking of which, HUBERT, I need my shoes back now please.....

Nargleblast

You heard the lady, Hubert, give her the shoes. Now go and tell Igor it's time for the food...bat curry, anyone?

kerri_gt

Nargleblast wrote: »

You heard the lady, Hubert, give her the shoes. Now go and tell Igor it's time for the food...bat curry, anyone?

Errrrm.....and what's the veggie option for those of us who don't fancy eating bats?

Nargleblast

Avocado and prune, I think....although I think I just saw one of the prunes move....Hubert, stop ogling the lead singer of Die Guten Alten Jungen, you can't borrow his stilettos......And what is that bulge in your lederhosen, Igor? No, not a good place to store your trick or treat sweeties.....

Nargleblast

No, Hubert, not the toilet roll mummy game, not while we're trying to conga....careful where you are winding that paper, mind the dancers in their lederhosen.......not round the band, please, they are trying to play......oh dear! Look at what Hubert's done.......

Knit_Witch

Hubert!!!! watch the knitted cobwebs, I used a really strong yarn for them ... oh blast

Hmm better start mulling some more Gluhwein, I think we might need it!

Oh and alright - I'll stop riding my broomstick during the conga (spoilsports )