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Finally taken delivery of my Lexus IS250 SE-L to replace my run about Yaris!

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  • barbiedoll
    barbiedoll Posts: 5,328 Forumite
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    custardy wrote: »
    There are times when I think my life sucks.
    However its never got to the levels of pretending I bought a Lexus.

    What about if custardy sits in your car? Does that count?

    I've got a packet of custard in my kitchen, I'm gonna take a pic of it on my car seat tomorrow. So everyone will know that I own a *cough* Kia Picanto!

    Er......or perhaps not.

    (I don't own it anyway, it's a lease car :doh:)
    "I may be many things but not being indiscreet isn't one of them"
  • jimjames
    jimjames Posts: 18,748 Forumite
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    Richard53 wrote: »
    I used some 3M tape once. Does that count?

    Look at it in the mirror. Have you now got an M3?
    Remember the saying: if it looks too good to be true it almost certainly is.
  • Richard53
    Richard53 Posts: 3,173 Forumite
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    jimjames wrote: »
    Look at it in the mirror. Have you now got an M3?



    No, it looks like Epatolles. That's the new 15-litre V24 Maserati that no-one has heard of yet.
    If someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person.
  • RichardD1970
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    Richard53 wrote: »
    No, it looks like Epatolles. That's the new 15-litre V24 Maserati that no-one has heard of yet.


    Well I picked mine up yesterday,

    cars%20concept%20maserati%20vehicles%20concept%20cars%20side%20view%20maserati%20birdcage%2075th%201280x960%20wallpaper_www.wallpaperhi.com_80.jpg

    Will try to find a tin of custard later ;)
  • Richard53
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    edited 31 October 2014 at 1:15AM
    RichardD1970 wrote: »
    Well I picked mine up yesterday,

    cars%20concept%20maserati%20vehicles%20concept%20cars%20side%20view%20maserati%20birdcage%2075th%201280x960%20wallpaper_www.wallpaperhi.com_80.jpg

    Will try to find a tin of custard later ;)



    No, no, no, that's the Epatolles V24L. It's an entry-level Maserati that serious owners wouldn't touch with a bargepole, only bought by wannabes for status reasons. Real Maserati drivers drive the V24 for its superior handling and driver satisfaction and regard all V24L owners as plebeian scum. Obviously.

    Also, the V24L is banned from all overtaking unless on 2-mile straights in good weather. It's da Law.


    I bet you buy Tesco Value Custard as well.
    If someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person.
  • RichardD1970
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    Richard53 wrote: »
    No, no, no, that's the Epatolles V24L. It's an entry-level Maserati that serious owners wouldn't touch with a bargepole, only bought by wannabes for status reasons. Real Maserati drivers drive the V24 for its superior handling and driver satisfaction and regard all V24L owners as plebeian scum. Obviously.

    Also, the V24L is banned from all overtaking unless on 2-mile straights in good weather. It's da Law.


    I bet you buy Tesco Value Custard as well.

    Damn, caught out :mad: and err, no I don't shop at Tesco, too costly, the only custard we have is Aldi's own :embarasse
  • DominicH
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    Richard53 wrote: »
    No, it looks like Epatolles. That's the new 15-litre V24 Maserati that no-one has heard of yet.
    I bet it sticks to the road, though.
    "Einstein never said most of the things attributed to him" - Mark Twain
  • heartbreak_star
    heartbreak_star Posts: 8,286 Forumite
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    DominicH wrote: »
    I bet it sticks to the road, though.

    The car or the custard? :p

    HBS x
    "I believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives one person to stand up for another."

    "It's easy to know what you're against, quite another to know what you're for."

    #Bremainer
  • Richard53
    Richard53 Posts: 3,173 Forumite
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    Now we have got the topic onto sticky things, I feel this thread should be quietly closed, before someone mentions blankets.
    If someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person.
  • JustinR1979
    JustinR1979 Posts: 1,828 Forumite
    You bump a thread after a week to say it should be closed??
    I think this thread should never die :)
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