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fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

I do honestly feel that sometimes I should not be here, I am rather too young to be chatting to all these older ladies, but then again, the crak is good

Don't you start. We already have a young whippersnapper (chortle) who has nothing better to do than dish out smut and innuendo to middle aged ladies. So that vacancy is taken

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

Not at all, I have never fibbed about my age. I have no need to

Well you got your free bus pass 3 years early, did you not fib for that??

davemorton

Savvy, \loving the short posts

Savvybuyer

davemorton wrote: »

Blimey, this is soooo timeless!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

Oooohh... you're treading on thin lines there and ought to have given a warning. 'specially for the over 137 year olds that might be reading this thread:rotfl::rotfl:.

Tinyshoes

fairclaire wrote: »

No, I was very honest and said 'about my age' :rotfl::rotfl:
Well, I find your 40s is a very forgiving age

I couldn't say 21:eek: you'd have been straight on Jeremy Kyle having a grand daughter at that age :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:

The question is did DM believe you?

I admit I am not 21. :rotfl:

fairclaire

Savvybuyer wrote: »

With DS nearby to you, you could never be allowed to fib even you tried to!:eek::rotfl::rotfl:

That is so very true! and I wouldn't change it for anything

Savvybuyer

davemorton wrote: »

Savvy, \loving the short posts

That'll be fc's then, and an implied indication that you don't like mine!!





:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

Don't you start. We already have a young whippersnapper (chortle) who has nothing better to do than dish out smut and innuendo to middle aged ladies. So that vacancy is taken

Middle aged ???

Only as young as the man you feel missus

fairclaire

Tinyshoes wrote: »

The question is did DM believe you?

I admit I am not 21. :rotfl:

Yes! He has seen how well us 'older' women wear for our age

davemorton

Tinyshoes wrote: »

The question is did DM believe you?

I admit I am not 21. :rotfl:

Nope

Savvybuyer wrote: »

That'll be fc's then, and an implied indication that you don't like mine!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Not at all.