Elite 11+ Where everyone is welcome :)

pk04

purpledonkey wrote: »

4. Waddle around house

Actually scrap that, I do that anyway :rotfl:

So lovely elite, I've been asked to make a girly cake for a 12 year old. What kind of crap do 12 year old girls like these days?

If they're anything like my niece (who's 11), loom bands and Frozen :cool:

Tinyshoes

nerfdad wrote: »

Have they been I'm your garden:o

Nerfy please explain

fairclaire

Tinyshoes wrote: »

You know I have builders today, I am just wondering how long they can go without needed to spend a penny.

Neither of them have been in and they have been here since 8am. :eek:

They did go off for early lunch somewhere as they do.

Maybe I am not making them enough cups of tea. :rotfl:

You're lucky!! The builders here are in and out of the loo all day. Probably because they're not shy at asking for tea several times a day :cool: :rotfl:
I can't concentrate on anything today because one of the ones Ive got here thinks he's Elvis :eek: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:.......he's halfway through suspicious minds right now!

purpledonkey

aau1 wrote: »

Last cake we had to make for a 13 year old was a chanel handbag!

:eek: that is far too much effort. I'm feeling right lazy today, so sod it might just cover the whole thing in flowers (whilst eating the stars ). Thanks love

EMMAP

nerfdad wrote: »

Recipe for magic stars

1 open bag
2 open mouth
3 eat stars:cool:

:rotfl:

Might have to try and get some of these tomorrow. Again, would be good to give away. I don't mind a magic star or two but the thought of a whole bag makes me want to gip.

Afternoon my lovelies.

purpledonkey

EMMAP wrote: »

:rotfl:

Might have to try and get some of these tomorrow. Again, would be good to give away. I don't mind a magic star or two but the thought of a whole bag makes me want to gip.

Afternoon my lovelies.

Evening

emerald21

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Nerfy please explain

It seems to me that he wants them to w** on him lol

EMMAP

Aau I haven't had the chance to say it 'in person' but congratulations on your baby news. PD told me about it when I was away and I actually did a little squeal

Will most definitely keep eyes and ears peeled for baby bargains for you and all the elite soon to be aunties/uncles/grand parents.

nerfdad

EMMAP wrote: »

Aau I haven't had the chance to say it 'in person' but congratulations on your baby news. PD told me about it when I was away and I actually did a little squeal

Will most definitely keep eyes and ears peeled for baby bargains for you and all the elite soon to be aunties/uncles/grand parents.

You did a little squeal:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Tinyshoes

fairclaire wrote: »

You're lucky!! The builders here are in and out of the loo all day. Probably because they're not shy at asking for tea several times a day :cool: :rotfl:
I can't concentrate on anything today because one of the ones Ive got here thinks he's Elvis :eek: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:.......he's halfway through suspicious minds right now!

One of them came in but only to ask if I had a hosepipe. :eek:

You can imagine with stuff crammed everywhere was not easy task finding it. And we have two.

I had to go in the man shed with a dress on and move things about to find it. When I came out one of them told me I had a spider on my back. :eek:

I didn't scream I just moved closer to him to brush it off for me. Turns out I was got well and good he was joking. :rotfl: