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aau1

coed wrote: »

Tesco to split into three :cool:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/tesco-urged-to-split-itself-in-three-to-fend-off-challenge-from-rivals-9688916.html

"Tesco urged to split itself in three to fend off challenge from rivals"

purpledonkey

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Would that be yours or the 12 year olds?

I think a milky way star covered cake would go down a treat.

But having had three 12 year olds I still have no idea. They are of the age to be faddy so what ever happens to be in. Is it One direction at the moment. :cool:

:rotfl: if I can't stomach to buy a 1p 1D easter egg there's no bloody chance of me making a cake of the gits. ^Also both though my brother has no problem eating them all, he's had eaten a pack a day for the last 3 days without me knowing :eek:

nerfdad

purpledonkey wrote: »

:think: I don't know where the cake is ending up, could be either Hackney or Walthamstow. Very different areas. Also the child has an unspecified disability, so best not to offend.

Chock stars then:o:)

tbw

nerfdad wrote: »

Recipe for magic stars

1 open bag
2 open mouth
3 eat stars:cool:

I tried that - and accidentally dropped a few on the floor. I thought I'd picked them all up - but this morning I had a hell of a job getting my printer to work as it kept jamming and chewing up the paper. You've guessed it - chopped up bits of chocolate falling out everywhere when I turned it upside down. Took me a good half hour to clean all the bits out. I need a bigger mouth !

purpledonkey

aau1 wrote: »

"Tesco urged to split itself in three to fend off challenge from rivals"

I love a good urge.

Mr Aau, what kind of cake would you make for a 12 year girl? Only specification is to 'make it girly'

nerfdad

purpledonkey wrote: »

:rotfl: if I can't stomach to buy a 1p 1D easter egg there's no bloody chance of me making a cake of the gits. ^Also both though my brother has no problem eating them all, he's had eaten a pack a day for the last 3 days without me knowing :eek:

As long as he's no thrown out the packs before inputting the codes as I've just got a pack out the bin:eek:

nerfdad

tbw wrote: »

I tried that - and accidentally dropped a few on the floor. I thought I'd picked them all up - but this morning I had a hell of a job getting my printer to work as it kept jamming and chewing up the paper. You've guessed it - chopped up bits of chocolate falling out everywhere when I turned it upside down. Took me a good half hour to clean all the bits out. I need a bigger mouth !

Never eat and print:eek::eek:

Tinyshoes

purpledonkey wrote: »

:rotfl: if I can't stomach to buy a 1p 1D easter egg there's no bloody chance of me making a cake of the gits. ^Also both though my brother has no problem eating them all, he's had eaten a pack a day for the last 3 days without me knowing :eek:

Make a cake with the stars a bit quick then before he eats them all. :eek: :rotfl:

I think girls and chocolate you can't go wrong.

fairclaire

aau1 wrote: »

"Tesco urged to split itself in three to fend off challenge from rivals"

I found this statement particularly cheeky and arrogant.

“Rip out 20 per cent of the range, have cheaper shelving and cheaper products in the more deprived areas and give customers a better deal. In London, where people want someone behind the counter who knows the difference between a parma ham and a serrano ham, that requires more investment.”

We obviously just eat carver ham up here! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

purpledonkey

tbw wrote: »

I tried that - and accidentally dropped a few on the floor. I thought I'd picked them all up - but this morning I had a hell of a job getting my printer to work as it kept jamming and chewing up the paper. You've guessed it - chopped up bits of chocolate falling out everywhere when I turned it upside down. Took me a good half hour to clean all the bits out. I need a bigger mouth !

:rotfl::silenced: