It's the FBI - I think I've had it now!

prowla

DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.
FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
J. Edgar Hoover Building, 935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 USA.


FBI.gov is an official site of the U.S. Federal Government, U.S. Departme=
nt of Justice


Attention: Funds Beneficiary,


Ref.: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FINAL WARNING


This is the final warning you are going to receive from this office and I h=
ope you understand how many times this message has been sent to you?


We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails=
or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested and=
today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then we would fir=
st send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them =
to close your Bank Account until you have been jailed and all your properti=
es will be confiscated by the Federal Bureau Of Investigation.


Your ID which we have in our database has been sent to all the Crimes Agenc=
ies in America for them to insert you in their website as Internet Fraudste=
r and to warn people from having any deals with you; this would have been s=
olved all this while if you had gotten the Certificate Signed, Endorsed and=
Stamped as you where instructed in the e-mail sent to you earlier.


This is the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) am using this medium to i=
nform you that there is no more time left to waste; as stated earlier you m=
ust do all you can to have the Document Endorsed, Signed and Stamped withou=
t failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yours=
elf at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your=
properties confiscated.


You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we did=
n't hear from you on the 3rd as our Executive Director Mr. Thomas S. Muelle=
r has already been notified about you getting the process completed and rig=
ht now the Warrant Of Arrest has been signed against you and it will be car=
ried out in the next 48hours.


We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the f=
raudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now=
if your ID is placed on our website as a wanted person, I believe you know=
that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then i=
t will be announce in all the local stations that you are wanted by the Fed=
eral Bureau Of Investigation.


As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how I could be of he=
lp to you because I would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all yo=
ur properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry =
out a fraudulent transactions, I called the Supreme Court of Nigeria and th=
ey directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process don=
e and he stated that he will assist you securing the document at the sum of=
US$180 Only and I believe this process is cheaper for you.


You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this pr=
ocess done because our Executive Director Mr. Thomas S. Mueller has called =
to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and onc=
e it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our i=
nvestigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded your identi=
ty to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about =
the transfer of some illegal funds into your Bank Account which is valued a=
t the sum of US$10,500,000.00.


I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you 72 hours so tha=
t you could get this process done because I learnt that you were sent sever=
al e-mail without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that =
this is the only way that I can be able to help you at this moment or you w=
ould have to face the law and its consequences once it has befall you. You =
would make the payment through Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram w=
ith the below details.

TRANSFER TO:-

NAME: ESHIN CHICHI
ADDRESS: LAGOS, NIGERIA
TEST QUESTION: GOOD
TEST ANSWER: GOOD
AMOUNT: US$180

MTCN NUMBER:
SENDERS FULL NAME:
SENDER FULL ADDRESS:
DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER


Make sure that you didn't hesitate in making the payment down to the agency=
by today or tomorrow so that they can secure the Certificate without any f=
urther delay. After all this process has been carried out, then we would ha=
ve to proceed to the Bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which=
is valued at the sum of US$10,500,000.00 which was suppose to have been tr=
ansferred to you all this while.


Note: all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we sh=
all trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given =
a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure=
to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing=
in court for act of Terrorism, Money Laundering and Drug Trafficking Charg=
es, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.


Thanks for your co-operation.

Yours Faithfully.
For the FBI Office
Mr. Thomas J. Harrington
Associate Deputy Director
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/executives/harrington

bod1467

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

lovinituk

prowla wrote: »

NAME: ESHIN CHICHI
ADDRESS: LAGOS, NIGERIA
TEST QUESTION: GOOD
TEST ANSWER: GOOD
AMOUNT: US$180

These people are incredibly stupid, but this bit really takes the prize :rotfl:

tgon

Imagination, gumption and blind stupididy - a perfect crime! ha

donnac2558

They wanted me to go undercover with a money laundry thing.

I was to accept the money and cash it then pass it to them. Of course I could keep a percentage of it as a thank you.:D

prowla

I'm thinking about making a run for it; I'm going to need a load of cash to go into hiding; does anybody know where I could get some easily?

(Actually, I've reported it to the FBI!)

NeverInDebt

Sh... you are been monitored and under surveillance. All your calls and internet usage is being monitored with NSA. My advice is turn off your pc, mobile and go under cover. Dont use any cards and only use cash transactions if you can. You have been warned

dors01

This is brilliant, so if don't help them launder money you will be arrested.

prowla wrote: »

DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.
FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
J. Edgar Hoover Building, 935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 USA.


FBI.gov is an official site of the U.S. Federal Government, U.S. Departme=
nt of Justice


Attention: Funds Beneficiary,


Ref.: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FINAL WARNING


This is the final warning you are going to receive from this office and I h=
ope you understand how many times this message has been sent to you?


We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails=
or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested and=
today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then we would fir=
st send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them =
to close your Bank Account until you have been jailed and all your properti=
es will be confiscated by the Federal Bureau Of Investigation.


Your ID which we have in our database has been sent to all the Crimes Agenc=
ies in America for them to insert you in their website as Internet Fraudste=
r and to warn people from having any deals with you; this would have been s=
olved all this while if you had gotten the Certificate Signed, Endorsed and=
Stamped as you where instructed in the e-mail sent to you earlier.


This is the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) am using this medium to i=
nform you that there is no more time left to waste; as stated earlier you m=
ust do all you can to have the Document Endorsed, Signed and Stamped withou=
t failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yours=
elf at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your=
properties confiscated.


You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we did=
n't hear from you on the 3rd as our Executive Director Mr. Thomas S. Muelle=
r has already been notified about you getting the process completed and rig=
ht now the Warrant Of Arrest has been signed against you and it will be car=
ried out in the next 48hours.


We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the f=
raudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now=
if your ID is placed on our website as a wanted person, I believe you know=
that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then i=
t will be announce in all the local stations that you are wanted by the Fed=
eral Bureau Of Investigation.


As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how I could be of he=
lp to you because I would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all yo=
ur properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry =
out a fraudulent transactions, I called the Supreme Court of Nigeria and th=
ey directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process don=
e and he stated that he will assist you securing the document at the sum of=
US$180 Only and I believe this process is cheaper for you.


You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this pr=
ocess done because our Executive Director Mr. Thomas S. Mueller has called =
to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and onc=
e it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our i=
nvestigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded your identi=
ty to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about =
the transfer of some illegal funds into your Bank Account which is valued a=
t the sum of US$10,500,000.00.


I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you 72 hours so tha=
t you could get this process done because I learnt that you were sent sever=
al e-mail without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that =
this is the only way that I can be able to help you at this moment or you w=
ould have to face the law and its consequences once it has befall you. You =
would make the payment through Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram w=
ith the below details.

TRANSFER TO:-

NAME: ESHIN CHICHI
ADDRESS: LAGOS, NIGERIA
TEST QUESTION: GOOD
TEST ANSWER: GOOD
AMOUNT: US$180

MTCN NUMBER:
SENDERS FULL NAME:
SENDER FULL ADDRESS:
DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER


Make sure that you didn't hesitate in making the payment down to the agency=
by today or tomorrow so that they can secure the Certificate without any f=
urther delay. After all this process has been carried out, then we would ha=
ve to proceed to the Bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which=
is valued at the sum of US$10,500,000.00 which was suppose to have been tr=
ansferred to you all this while.


Note: all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we sh=
all trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given =
a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure=
to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing=
in court for act of Terrorism, Money Laundering and Drug Trafficking Charg=
es, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.


Thanks for your co-operation.

Yours Faithfully.
For the FBI Office
Mr. Thomas J. Harrington
Associate Deputy Director
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/executives/harrington

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Bunch of scummy scumbags, there is no end to the brass neck of some people

dealer_wins

Hope the scammers all contract a slow strain of ebola!!

kwikbreaks

prowla wrote: »

(Actually, I've reported it to the FBI!)

No need - the NSA or GCHQ have probably already told them....