Every Loquacious Idiosyncrasy Treated Equally - 11+ ELITE Thread

fairclaire

David. wrote: »

Fc just sent a pm has anyone close to her got a big tub of vaseline something to do with slugging :eek:
:rotfl:

I'm back!!

I got 89 slugs of varying ages. I think that makes me an indiscriminate serial killer
Don't tell anyone but I wore OHs sooper dooper head torch. Wow! it's fab! it has a red light in the back too....like cars :rotfl::rotfl:

If I disappear it's because someone saw me and Ive been taken in for questioning :cool: :rotfl:

David.

Mildred1970 wrote: »

I think this thread should suffice as evidence of a contract

Shall we say Monday morning start?

:T:T

PD doesn't do mornings :rotfl:

David.

fairclaire wrote: »

I'm back!!

I got 89 slugs of varying ages. I that makes me an indiscriminate serial killer
Don't tell anyone but I wore OHs sooper dooper head torch. Wow! it's fab! it has a red light in the back too....like cars :rotfl::rotfl:

If I disappear it's because someone saw me and Ive been taken in for questioning :cool: :rotfl:

89 :eek::eek::eek:slugsville

Mildred1970

David. wrote: »

PD doesn't do mornings :rotfl:

She will when I tell DS that PD is making his morning brew

The job is live in, DS will find her and badger her until she caves and gets up :cool:

In am so looking forward to it :T

fairclaire

David. wrote: »

89 :eek::eek::eek:slugsville

I do have a lot of garden, and it is the Michelin star of slug eateries in terms of what's on offer

fairclaire

TS how did your dinner party go?

.....or are you too squiffy to discuss it?

Tinyshoes

David. wrote: »

Fc just sent a pm has anyone close to her got a big tub of vaseline something to do with slugging :eek:
:rotfl:

Those boogers have enough slime of their own. :eek:

I think you are telling porkies.

David.

fairclaire wrote: »

I do have a lot of garden, and it is the Michelin star of slug eateries in terms of what's on offer

Ugghhhhh dirty sluggy garden, slime on all your veg where the slugs have been slipping around and breeding _pale_

purpledonkey

Mildred1970 wrote: »

I think this thread should suffice as evidence of a contract

Shall we say Monday morning start?

:T:T

David. wrote: »

PD doesn't do mornings :rotfl:

Mildred1970 wrote: »

She will when I tell DS that PD is making his morning brew

The job is live in, DS will find her and badger her until she caves and gets up :cool:

In am so looking forward to it :T

Dotty knows me so well. I think Monday will be perfect... except for the tour-de-bloody-France traffic :mad:

Emotional blackmail doesn't work with me *feels slightly guilty*. I'm going to be a good aunt when my brother's runt is born :rotfl:

zagubov

Walked the dog tonight and there was a bat fluttering around. Never saw it stop or land on anything :think:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_QV97eYqM

Haven't seen one in ages.