Every Loquacious Idiosyncrasy Treated Equally - 11+ ELITE Thread

purpledonkey

Mildred1970 wrote: »

Yes yes to daily fresh line blown bedding and daily hairdo :T

Also someone to make DS his 1st cup of tea in the morning

I would go a step further than someone to put petrol in, I would like to have a driver :):)

You offering me a job?

lookinforabargain wrote: »

Oh I remember those from sometime in the 90's :cool: :rotfl:

BINGO! Sorry you don't win a prize :rotfl:

Mildred1970

David. wrote: »

Is that Howard on the left...he looks like Wolverine

Tinyshoes

purpledonkey wrote: »

I'll let the Daily Fail dramatically explain it: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1215712/Thousands-young-children-buying-coloured-wristbands-week-But-parents-idea-true-disturbing-meaning-.html

I can't fathom if they're 15-20 years behind with the news or the trend briefly revived.

Edit: They were these cheap plastic bands that kids used to wear and if someone snapped one off your arm it had a meaning to it. Different colours meant different things of the rude variety. Obviously as pre teens no one did them but there was a fair amount of bullying and teasing about it.

I think it must have briefly revived. I remember DD3 having some and calling them that with no idea to what it meant. :rotfl:

pk04

Snap-ant wrote: »

When I was a child I finger knitted several long lengths of finger knitting in assorted colours..

My Mum then machined them onto a length of woven webbing to form a tie for my Dad for a Christmas present from me

And he wore it :D:D what a great Dad he is ♥

We used to knit a whole ball of wool and then undo it and start again :rotfl: It stretched the length of the playing field at its longest

Mildred1970

purpledonkey wrote: »

You offering me a job?

I am, and by way of remuneration I can offer you quality time with a lively 3 year old :T

Oh and I will provide unlimited ingredients for cakes of your choice (which you will of course bake :T)

When can you start?

purpledonkey

Mildred1970 wrote: »

I am, and by way of remuneration I can offer you quality time with a lively 3 year old :T

Oh and I will provide unlimited ingredients for cakes of your choice (which you will of course bake :T)

When can you start?

:eek: *runs*

David.

Mildred1970 wrote: »

I like driving, but I think I would quite like to be driven sometimes - a la Simon Cowell but without the high waisted trousers and Sinitta

So you are wanting to relinquish control and just be taken where you want to go :eek: I am sure someone with an ology could read something in to that :rotfl:

Mildred1970

David. wrote: »

So you are wanting to relinquish control and just be taken where you want to go :eek: I am sure someone with an ology could read something in to that :rotfl:

Where's the like button :T

Tinyshoes

David. wrote: »

Would you I always feel happier driving :cool: well apart from the 10 hours back from Cornwall and the Bristol car park did not help

I'm with you there, I like to be in control of the wheel.

Around Oxford was a car park last Saturday afternoon, there must have been something going on there. :eek:

Mildred1970

purpledonkey wrote: »

:eek: *runs*

I think this thread should suffice as evidence of a contract

Shall we say Monday morning start?

:T:T