Sal and Savvybuyer's Sensational Seasonal Summer Sunny 11+ ELITE Thread

Sunshinemummy

An elderly gentleman had had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”
The gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to their conversations.
I've changed my will three times!”

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

zagubov

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I want to go to bed... OH was watching a horror film and has gone to bed... I hate horror films but cannot turn it off!

Horror films are lovely! I grew up with two TV channels (Channel three and Channel ten for the older posters -or ask your parents). They were saturated with western (I mean cowboy) TV programmes like Gunsmoke or Laramie or Bonanza or The High Chaparral. Scifi and horror programmes were much rarer and were a fantastic change from the dull routine. Have loved both genres ever since.

Anyhoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3SjCzA71eM :beer:

fairclaire

Mildred1970 wrote: »

What fresh hell is this? :eek:

Where to start? :eek:
Imagine the state of the saddles
Imagine the eye bleach needed for anyone catching a glimpse

:eek:

Some sort of protest over oil dependency and over using cars??
Sorry but seeing a pair of knackers hanging over a bike saddle will make me think cars aren't that bad after all! :rotfl::rotfl:

Mildred1970

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I want to go to bed... OH was watching a horror film and has gone to bed... I hate horror films but cannot turn it off!

purpledonkey wrote: »

Which film is it? Love horrors

This is my driving song of the week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzo1_maqV_w

There's a bit of a horror film that has always stuck in my mind, probably watched it in the 1980s

There was a man, I've got a feeling it may have been Donald Pleasence - who was posing as an optician - and he put acid in his patient's eyes :eek:

Gave me the willys

Sunshinemummy

zagubov wrote: »

Horror films are lovely! I grew up with two TV channels (Channel three and Channel ten for the older posters -or ask your parents). They were saturated with western (I mean cowboy) TV programmes like Gunsmoke or Laramie or Bonanza or The High Chaparral. Scifi and horror programmes were much rarer and were a fantastic change from the dull routine. Have loved both genres ever since.

Anyhoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3SjCzA71eM :beer:

I once saw the tooth fairy, and dodged the shadows for weeks. I was nearly ask to leave the cinema for the 6 sense as I was screaming so much

Sunshinemummy

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to !!!! your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

davemorton

evening all.

Sunshinemummy

It has finished... what a daft ending

off to bed, but taking the dog with me!

Night all x

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

evening all.

Evening.. night x

Tinyshoes

fairclaire wrote: »

Why not??? :eek: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Because I am a married woman and my husband was with me :whistle: :rotfl: