Sal and Savvybuyer's Sensational Seasonal Summer Sunny 11+ ELITE Thread

Sunshinemummy

fairclaire wrote: »

I've been reading today about these naked bike rides that are taking place. how disturbing :eek: it cannot be comfortable to ride a bike naked?? oh the scenarios are just to gruesome to mention :eek::eek:

I was going to make a list if the things that I have thought if that could go horribly wrong.....but I won't

Just hope no one falls off and scrapes their elbows :cool: :rotfl:

It would not be a pretty picture! :eek::eek::eek:

cjj wrote: »

Yes SSM and FC felt fab in it. Lots of other ladies there in dresses so would have been gutted if I dressed down. Happy that I've worn dress for 1st time as prob won't get another chance for ages. Thanks for all advise, nearly bottled today and put jeans on but just thought about advise you had given me. Had a lovely dance and everything:) . Too many coronas xx

So pleased you had a good night, you need to plan your next night out soon xxx

Sunshinemummy

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.





Borrowed from FB

Mildred1970

fairclaire wrote: »

I've been reading today about these naked bike rides that are taking place. how disturbing :eek: it cannot be comfortable to ride a bike naked?? oh the scenarios are just to gruesome to mention :eek::eek:

I was going to make a list if the things that I have thought if that could go horribly wrong.....but I won't

Just hope no one falls off and scrapes their elbows :cool: :rotfl:

What fresh hell is this? :eek:

Where to start? :eek:
Imagine the state of the saddles
Imagine the eye bleach needed for anyone catching a glimpse

:eek:

Sunshinemummy

Mildred1970 wrote: »

What fresh hell is this? :eek:

Where to start? :eek:
Imagine the state of the saddles
Imagine the eye bleach needed for anyone catching a glimpse

:eek:

The seats would need bleaching afterwards

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

purpledonkey

zagubov wrote: »

Don't be worried. I swore to only use my special powers for good :A- and never evil!

I obviously have other special powers too.

But back to the music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHCYHldJi_g

Tune! :T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6vSf0cA9qY

Sunshinemummy

I want to go to bed... OH was watching a horror film and has gone to bed... I hate horror films but cannot turn it off!

purpledonkey

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I want to go to bed... OH was watching a horror film and has gone to bed... I hate horror films but cannot turn it off!

Which film is it? Love horrors

This is my driving song of the week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzo1_maqV_w

fairclaire

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.





Borrowed from FB

Oh my OH again......he offered to clean the en-suite where the guests are staying. He did and he made a good job, but he brought all the cleaning materials......including scourers downstairs ( I use a scourer to clean the Loos) and put them in the kitchen _pale__pale_after a very terse conversation he admitted he couldn't rule out having used the 'loo' scourers to wash the pots :eek::eek:

......cross contamination we had to wash all the dishes again, whilst he sighed and said sorry a lot :rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

purpledonkey wrote: »

Which film is it? Love horrors

This is my driving song of the week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzo1_maqV_w

The borderlands!!

Sunshinemummy

fairclaire wrote: »

Oh my OH again......he offered to clean the en-suite where the guests are staying. He did and he made a good job, but he brought all the cleaning materials......including scourers downstairs ( I use a scourer to clean the Loos) and put them in the kitchen _pale__pale_after a very terse conversation he admitted he couldn't rule out having used the 'loo' scourers to wash the pots :eek::eek:

......cross contamination we had to wash all the dishes again, whilst he sighed and said sorry a lot :rotfl:

Hilarious, poor man.

My OH does the cleaning... it took me a while to get used to 'man' cleaning, but thank god he has not done this x