A chicken is for life not just Christmas Dinner (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

tweets

:rotfl:Just remembered was at mums and mum said "Have you seen Poppy's head its all red its bleeding as she banged it ?" I look puzzled and shouted Poppy and sure enough she had all red marks on her head :eek:. Turned out mum had kissed her with lippy on and Poppy had lipstick marks not blood :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

helen4891

A friend of my husband went to Russia and came back with a girl. Got married and she left him. We'll we did all warn him lol.

Nannylala

tweets wrote: »

They deserved a goal

Means my bedtime will be later tonight

Can I make you a :coffee:Hot chocolate if your staying up later tweets as I am off to bed with mine
Night night:A

Jelly_Biactol

rhosynbach wrote: »

all my home grown apples are stored wrapped in kitchen roll then in boxes not touching each over then kept in a cool place this week i made a crumble from the last of last years apples that i had stored , have some in freezer but prefer to store if i can
think you could store shop ones in the same way.

Excellent advice:T
Old newspaper works just as well, instead of kitchen roll. (Though a friend uses sand, and swears by it.)
Remember to check them every so often, and take out any bruised/discoloured ones; just cut the bruised bits off, and use for whatever. (Got some great recipes for apple chutney/pickle, if anyone wants them. I make mine in the slow cooker, made loads last autumn with free windfall apples ... great with cheese as well, Em. Oh, and stewed apple for brekkie - num-num-num:))

tweets

bargainqueen8 wrote: »

watching the sky coverage and they have a camera on one of my fav players alonso,his reactions are brilliant.:rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl:I watching match on ITV

Tinyshoes

ni-mum wrote: »

I wonder if some of the English folk could help with a question?

We're going to visit family near London in July and kids want to go to a theme park. They've been to Alton towers before and loved it. Would Thorpe park or Chessington be similar to Alton Towers? Looks like both would cost around £100 for 4. DH and I aren't keen on going on the rides but I presume we'd still have to pay full entry price.

I've looked at the Merlin pass but don't think we'd have the time to get our money's worth.

Also hoping it'll be quieter at the start of July before the English schools are off???

Not been to either for a while but my girls preferred Thorpe Park to Chessington when they were young teenagers. HTHs

helen4891

Oh I've just remembered we went to a BBQ a few years ago, all sitting in in garden , kids playing in pool , my son stand up and wee's, oh the shame.
Kids hey, don't have a care in the world do they!

TrulyMadly

David. wrote: »

So when is best for your knickers

That would be telling:rotfl:

tweets

Nannylala wrote: »

Can I make you a :coffee:Hot chocolate if your staying up later tweets as I am off to bed with mine
Night night:A

Yes please Nannylala you are an :A hope you don't mind Poppy likes licking the mug out after

Goodnight :wave:

Tinyshoes

bubbs wrote: »

Tinyshoes shame your not my area 6 pallets just come on freecycle!

Mr TS has calculated will need 15. :eek: