A chicken is for life not just Christmas Dinner (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

helen4891

Mrs_stinkface wrote: »

I could prob fill a book already, he's not even 4 yet lol
I was at his speech therapy session on thurs. Within the space on 3 minutes he had rammed his finger up his nose, stuck his hand down the front of his trousers whilst sitting back in his chair going "ahhhhh" he then stood up and scratched his bum shouting "my bums itchy" then proclaimed loudly that he had a booger stuck on his finger :eek::rotfl:
It's never dull here :rotfl:

I'm so glad my son is not the only one!
My son decided to grab the lady's boob the other day, keep saying the word banana , thinking it was funny and we also had the bum thing aswell, as he was a nusery before and wiped his own bum, but not properly!!
As well I've got my 1 year old in his buggy throwing a strop coz he wants to get out and walk!!
That's the worst 30minutes of my week .
Thank god last week was his last session, don't think I could take it any more.

Jelly_Biactol

Mrs_stinkface wrote: »

I could prob fill a book already

A family favourite of ours was when my sister's kids were little. We were all sat in the garden on a lovely summer's afternoon. Sis was talking about she'd been to the dentist, and the dentist knew whether she was left-handed or right-handed from her teeth (how she brushed them, different for left-handers and right-handers). I said it was the same for men shaving, stubble longer on one side of the face etc. My niece (about six) thought all this over, and then said:
"What about your moustache, mummy?"

Savvybuyer

No surprises on my T comparison. Well, I say that - there were no surprises against whom I was comparing against, in the event that the offer went no-show - but :eek:I lied, it was a 3 for '2' offer not a bogo'f' but I was just posting a slight lie in order to simplify the point (so that's okay;) - bit like saying something cost £5 billion when in fact it was £4,892,234,324.98).

These items on the 3 for '2', which do not lose money through a cheaper item being the 'free' one, are going N/A vs Sains., so can be used as two fillers in T towards a Sainsbobs comp (not sure what's good on Tvs S?).

T A S M
2x TESCO EDAY VALUE APPLE PIES 6 PACK
£0.66 † £1.00 n/a £1.00
1x T EDAY VALUE CHOCOLATE CHIP CAKE BARS 5PK
£0.34 † n/a n/a £0.50

Or you could get 2 choc chip cake bars pack and one pack of Eday Apple Pies (etc.).

buyitall

Yesss Ramos

tweets

buyitall wrote: »

Yesss Ramos

They deserved a goal

Means my bedtime will be later tonight

Jelly_Biactol

Thriftygifty wrote: »

:rotfl:I love conversations like that, I had a conversation with someone at lunch who was telling me how she met her DH she was explaining how they met and then an hour or so later they s**ged :eek: we were like right ok turns out she meant she kissed him she thought thats what that word meant in english she was so embarrased, love her to bits so funny.

A Spanish-born friend was telling me about her neighbours, who had a dog. "It's a b@stard," she said. So I asked why, was it fierce or did it come into her garden, etc? "No, no, it's a b@stard". I finally found out that she meant 'mongrel'.:)
Though I have also made similar mistakes when trying to speak foreign languages:o

Anon

helen4891 wrote: »

These were reduced to 75p today in my asda.

Thank you.

On MSL they are 2 for £2 so at best would be pay £1.50 and it sees £2 but £4 for 2 elsewhere?

Anon

jax.26

WishI'dReadSooner wrote: »

The Hinari is only 230W & the Nutribullet is 600W. According to reviews on Amazon http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hinari-MB280-Genie-Multi-Attachment-Blender/dp/B000GG4MCU it doesn't do anything 'hard' well at all. It's the veggies I want to liquidize more than the fruit - which every blender should do easily. That's why I've been debating with myself (& hubby of course ) on whether to buy. I'm sure we'll use & now some others have bought we can swap recipes too.
I'm fancying carrot, kale, apple and beetroot with flax (or exactly the same cheaper version, good old linseed)- have NO idea why?

My DD has had a great variety of fruit & veg drinks using this...she hasn't complaint with anything she's used.

What she loves about this is she fills the cup the night before, puts in fridge, then last thing in the morning before leaving for work she blends it (in same cup) puts lid on and off she goes...no cleaning its all done in the same cup.

DD adds frozen frubes to the cup just before drinking and they come out lovely and cold. I've told her to start keeping a note of her concoctions for future reference.

bargainqueen8

buyitall wrote: »

Yesss Ramos

tweets wrote: »

They deserved a goal

Means my bedtime will be later tonight

watching the sky coverage and they have a camera on one of my fav players alonso,his reactions are brilliant.:rotfl:

Mrs_stinkface

helen4891 wrote: »

I'm so glad my son is not the only one!
My son decided to grab the lady's boob the other day, keep saying the word banana , thinking it was funny and we also had the bum thing aswell, as he was a nusery before and wiped his own bum, but not properly!!
As well I've got my 1 year old in his buggy throwing a strop coz he wants to get out and walk!!
That's the worst 30minutes of my week .
Thank god last week was his last session, don't think I could take it any more.

:rotfl:
Doncha just love em sometimes
My mate was on a bus in Central London last week with her 3 year old. A big group of teenage lads got on giving it large and being really loud. All but one got off a few stops later and her little girl pipes up (loudly) "look mummy that boy's got no friends any more, ha ha."
:rotfl: