A chicken is for life not just Christmas Dinner (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

David.

fairclaire wrote: »

If I am using a coaster or a beermat, I have to make sure my cup or glass is dead centre

My hall lights have upstairs and downstairs switches. Downstairs always have to point down, upstairs have to point up. Even if it means me running back downstairs, switching off and going back up in the dark

We all have our little quirks

No you are a freak :rotfl:

purpledonkey

Savvybuyer wrote: »

The correct time.

Whatever that may be:p. Now, where is Ceefax when it's needed?!?:p:p

I love the last message they left

zippydooda

fairclaire wrote: »

I personally prefer a man who says......here's my money, see you next week

:eek::eek:

Savvybuyer

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london

Although - maybe this isn't good enough as don't clocks take a few seconds to appear on the internet?

I'm just off now folks, to calibrate it with my bedside clock. The time spent on dealing with the time eh:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::o, surely something better? Life's sadly too short!

purpledonkey

Here's something I couldn't post earlier:

'My mate just said to me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?"

I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he'd get would be astounding." '

fairclaire

David. wrote: »

No you are a freak :rotfl:

:eek: I love you too :eek: :rotfl:

Savvybuyer

Well, da da... (drumroll)... timeanddate.com's clock is about three and a half seconds behind my (now inaccurate) one. Which seems about right though, doesn't it, as woefully inaccurate quartz clock backups usually run fast by about a second a day?:think: I'm running my clock too fast folks - need to slow down.

zippydooda

purpledonkey wrote: »

I haven't found that balance yet of remaining myself and surrendering a part of that too if you see what I mean. I'm too independent for my own good :rotfl:



It's bothering me I can't see the 'second' hand, 3rd row down, 2nd from the left :rotfl:

its just after the 4 as they all are. you can see the end of it

David.

purpledonkey wrote: »

Here's something I couldn't post earlier:

'My mate just said to me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?"

I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he'd get would be astounding." '

:rotfl::rotfl: You are mad :rotfl:

fairclaire

zippydooda wrote: »

:eek::eek:

:eek: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Naughty!