A chicken is for life not just Christmas Dinner (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

bubbs

karlie88 wrote: »

I'll be round at 2pm today.





Hot rods?

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Eloquent.

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Yes hot rod cars, show here this coming weekend:p

bubbs

karlie88 wrote: »

:j

Gonna have an NG bar and a Belvita.

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plenty to use up:rotfl::rotfl:

karlie88

tweets wrote: »

Local weather on tv says fine but could have a shower or two :eek: Liars looks out of window and its chucking it down been like this since I got up. Wish I had a job I got paid for being wrong :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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I'm under pressure not to do this (for obvious reasons).



One mistake by me and it could be the difference between life and death.

karlie88

tweets wrote: »

I have changed my settings back to stretchy and :j:j page how I like it.

Only one elite member always posts big pics but not that often or I would have to sit here :mad::mad::mad::mad: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:D:D:D:D

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bubbs

karlie88 wrote: »

:rotfl:

I'm under pressure not to do this (for obvious reasons).



One mistake by me and it could be the difference between life and death.

This is so true;) i wouldn't want the responsibility :eek:

wackynut

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

Ouch! Fortunatley I think mine was just minor infections that shifted themselves, I was on the verge of asking for a wash out until I found my steamer



http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/index.html



All of a sudden I really pity the stevedores :eek:

I am trying to fill time, I have an appointment at 3 this afternoon that I would rather not be going to, I had a recall on a mammogram so have to go to an assessment centre Scared is not the word

Sending positive vibes. :A

karlie88

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

I eventually told him that if he called again I would have the loudest whistle I could find by the phone and will deafen him for at least a week. Have not heard from him since

:T

Nice one.

juju17 wrote: »

Whenever I get telephone calls from double glazing/solar panels/boiler companies etc, etc, I always say we rent the property, and they are usually very eager to get off the phone, knowing that as a tenant it is pointless talking to me.
I also had a very persistent company who wanted to talk to my DH, as he had previously bought something with them, cant recall now what it was, but they kept on calling asking for him, and because I would not pass them to him they would not give up. The next time they called, I was ready.......I said, Oh yes, I want to speak to him too....do you know where he is, cos he has !!!!!!ed off and emptied the joint bank account, so if you find him, then can you let me know as my solicitor is also trying to find him.....(I did this in a really angry and distressed voice).....Never heard from them again....and chuckled to myself all afternoon.
Funny enough, rarely get any nuisance calls anymore.

I need to practice this.

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zippydooda wrote: »

your viewing the old style thread format, it took me a while to change but once I did I got used to it quite quickly. (but I expect your a little older than me and need more time to adjust.

:eek::rotfl::eek:

karlie88

abailey54 wrote: »

Beautiful tart Midwinter

:eek:

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Evangeline1971

I Collected a C&C order this morning around 8:15am for Wonka bars but its still not showing as collected :mad: Come on Sada, get your act together :mad: I want my massive APG NOW! :rotfl:

tweets

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

If only :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I'm size 12 with dreams of being size 8

Wish I was a size 12 one can dream being 16/18 depending on fit