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is this phone number for real?

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  • Steve059
    Steve059 Posts: 2,686 Forumite
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    edited 22 May 2014 at 6:43PM
    I miss these calls. As an IT technician, I could have so much fun with them.

    If I didn't have time to play with them, I also answered them in Russian. It got rid of them at the time without being rude, and also gave them a reason not to ring me back.
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  • [Deleted User]
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    I ask them how my "Windows" computer can be sending them error messages when I have an iMac. ;)

    Regardless, no computer manufacturer calls customers about their downloads or "error messages"
  • henm2
    henm2 Posts: 723 Forumite
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    Tell them you use Linux Mint
  • debitcardmayhem
    debitcardmayhem Posts: 13,096 Forumite
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    Just had a new angle ....
    Caller: Can I Speak to Mr DCM
    Me: Who is Calling
    Caller: My name is "Lisa" and you paid our company to stop nuisance calls
    Me: Did He (I said not saying I am He) how did he pay? he owes me money too
    Caller: You paid us by Visa Card beginning with 4
    Me: All Visa cards begin with a 4 what was the last 4 digits
    Caller: Sorry I am not allowed tell you under the data Protection Act
    Me: Didn't know it is valid in the Middle/Far East
    Caller: hangs up
    Me: mutters to self I didn't get my money's worth then did I ...expletives deleted
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  • Sharon87
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    Me and my brother kept these computer fraudsters on the phone for 20 minutes wasting their time. It was quite funny and we had time to kill, my reasoning, they may have scammed someone in that 20 minutes if we hadn't kept them busy! We pretended we were following their instruction 'ok let me switch on my computer... sorry it's taking ages to load.... hang on one moment I was in the middle of making tea... its loaded, where do i go?...' and so on.

    It did leave them annoyed and their supervisor even came on the phone to shout at us! It was funny.
  • paddyrg
    paddyrg Posts: 13,543 Forumite
    Sharon87 wrote: »
    Me and my brother kept these computer fraudsters on the phone for 20 minutes wasting their time. It was quite funny and we had time to kill, my reasoning, they may have scammed someone in that 20 minutes if we hadn't kept them busy! We pretended we were following their instruction 'ok let me switch on my computer... sorry it's taking ages to load.... hang on one moment I was in the middle of making tea... its loaded, where do i go?...' and so on.

    It did leave them annoyed and their supervisor even came on the phone to shout at us! It was funny.


    The more time they spend with you, the less time they're ripping off the naive, the less profitable the scam - have as much fun with them as you can!

    Maybe for bonus points record the calls and post them online for us all to enjoy...
  • grumpycrab
    grumpycrab Posts: 5,032 Forumite
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    Steve059 wrote: »
    I miss these calls. As an IT technician, I could have so much fun with them.
    In Person of Interest/Watch Dogs mode - it would be nice if you could reverse-hack these people :-)
  • J_B
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    Sharon87 wrote: »
    Me and my brother kept these computer fraudsters on the phone for 20 minutes wasting their time.

    Only 20 minutes :D

    I managed 1hr 45 minutes :rotfl: took them into the shower with me on speakerphone with several 'just hold on' and 'it's very slow' etc etc

    Eventually got called a 'mother sucker', well, that's what it sounded like!!!!!

    :D
  • bod1467
    bod1467 Posts: 15,214 Forumite
    Was it not a futhermucker? :D
  • shortchanged_2
    shortchanged_2 Posts: 5,546 Forumite
    Had one of these calls today, good fun really.

    I thought I would string him along for a while 'yeah my computers slow, it's taking ages to boot up etc. He then said do this and this what comes up? (I didn't even have the computer on).

    However I couldn't resist saying when he asked what does the computer say now to which I replied 'kiss my a*s'. The funny thing was it went completely over his head and he just carried on with his carp. I was eventually passed onto a supervisor who subsequently went onto totally break my computer (which of course he didn't).
    I then went onto tell him that I had to now buy a new computer and he said he would phone back in a week to verify the new computer!

    Unfortunately for him I told him I was not going to buy a Windows computer at which point he hung up, the rude un.

    All good fun really.
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